Escaped Wage Slave

Escaped Wage Slave: Wesley says... 104

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Thursday, September 3, 2026

Wesley says... 105

1) I wouldn't vote for anyone named Abdul, LaTwanda, Jennifer or Ari.

2) Every friend is my best friend.

3) Empathic people have sociopaths as their leaders.

4) Dancing allows trust to enter the inter-personal relationship.

5) There is no honesty in the digital world.

6) Twin brothers named Lemonjello and Orangejello exist.

7) Divide and conquer has never been more in play than today.

8) The structures of society are falling apart. I could say I did my part in the effort.

9) There is no stopping POTUS DJT. La-de-da.

10) Vegas would not take bets on games Lenny Dawson was QB, Bobby Thompson was tipped to the pitch, convicted and jailed crooked basketball referees, World Wrestling Federation, Tiger Woods' remote control golf balls It's all Harlem Globetrotters. Why wasn't Meadowlark Lemon in the NBA? Red Klotz, you are not forgotten.

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Escaped Wage Slave: Wesley says... 103

Escaped Wage Slave: It Was The 3rd Of September II

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A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

At the hospital he asks the doctor, “Will I be able to drive with this hand?"

The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."

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Thursday, July 30, 2026

Wesley says... 104

1) You can feel all you want. Don't mean shit to me.

2) Truth isn't digital.

3) ICE is a Hollywood production company.

4) It seems many older people have newly taken up jogging, assuming for health reasons. They all look like they are an individual Bataan Death March as they trudge forward.

5) Cute doesn't pay the rent.

6) Stop complaining. Put your words into action.

7) Almost everyone that gets shot deserves it.

8) What do you call a robot's one night stand?

Screws, nuts, and bolts.

9) Blow her off: "You don't want to be with me, you want to be with your phone. Get lost."

10) "What don't kill me make me fatter." - Johnny Gray

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Escaped Wage Slave: Wesley says... 103

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Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Yeah, Right

When I am on my deathbed, keep doctors, priests and bagpipers away from me.

Self loathing is what is killing people. You really are OK.

Don't root for the underdog. Mathematically, they don't deserve it.

There are two men in the Left - Vic and Tim.

The Truth will set you free - after it breaks a foot off in your ass.

51 percent of lies told are told by women.

It is never a good idea to cut off your dick.

When you realize that everything is bullshit and no one cares, is the point you are an adult.

When in history are the poor obese and the rich emaciated thin

The beginning of the end was when Michael Jackson proclaimed the meaning of the word "bad" to mean "good".

It seems, in CA, half the women are "detoxxing", the other half are putting ink in their skin. Or doing both.

Three words I could care less about - College Football

Any woman that tells me a relationship needs 'work' implies I have a job, of course, implied her as the Boss. I've quit every job I've ever had.

This how it works; you call me names, I call you 'Fat Ass'.

If you are born with a uterus, you a woman. A Womb-man. Pretty simple, really.

I will be no woman's poodle.

My New Year's Resolution this year is to tell as may women as it may apply, "Stop complaining. You have it pretty good."

Don't care about your genitals or what you do with them. Don't care about your skin color or the bad behavior connected to it. I care about you.

I'm a masculinist. I'm glad soon all female sports records will be held by dickless biological males.

Having strange men squirt seminal fluid into your anal canal is not a healthy way to live.

Pithy retort of the week: "Take your guilt trip and shove it up your ass." Fell free to use it often.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Wesley says... 103

1) Let's call abortions "weeds".

2) In the future, the only thing I am to say to a woman is "More coffee, please."

3) Communism is for the lazy.

4) Why does the counter person at the State-run Pot House always look like a demon?

5) Everyone with a cell phone is smarter than me.

6) I have never met a bridge I didn't burn.

7) The only time people are equal is when they are hungry.

8) Women with large thumbs can be trusted.

9) I've learned a lot in this life. It seems nobody learned with me.

10) Professional golf is as honest and true as professional wrestling.

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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Wesley says... 102

1) I don't know if I can speak for all men, but I'm sick of women.

2) In order to 'fit in' or be 'one of the cool kids' one has to be dishonest with oneself. That comes easy to some.

3) Boomers have such childhood trauma. Spare me.

4) My day isn't complete without people telling me "I don't know" 68 times.

5) With two daughters who won't talk to me and four ex-wives, I know plenty about woman behavior.

6) Have you noticed that the supporters of LGBT are all prudes. Just tell a joke with the word 'penis' in it. They go crazy.

7) Being with people makes me more lonely.

8) It's not my fault there are no jobs in the Gender Studies field.

9) GeeWhiz, the entire United States military war machine is at a dead stop. What could cause that?

10) Do you think the framers of the Constitution (the big P people) put 'free speech' in there so the G can readily identify their opposition (the little P people)?

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Unknown Hinson - Wikipedia

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Wesley says... 101

1) Drug addicts don't crave education.

2) Let's all vote again. That ought to fix things up.

3) I thought it was 'No Kings', now we have the PDF/Cannibal/Rapist-in-Chief hosting His Royal Buggery and his wife, the Queen (might have balls) Camilla. Palsy-walsy all the way with Don and Melanio.

4) My songwriting muse is Unknown Hinson. Another great talent out of Public Access TV, mi compadre, 'uniquely American' as W would say. He was named after his father and that was his father's name on his birth certificate. (I love that joke.)

5) Each political party has a 20% approval rating from their own members. Leaving 160% disapproval rating for the two-party political system.

6) My bet it was a Union Operating Engineer that drove the initial bulldozer or swung the first wrecking ball into the East Wing of the White House.

7) The US military actions in the Straight of Horrmuz IS Israel's Samson Option. IF they had nuclear weapons, Dimona was pummeled with Iranian missiles the first hour of the war. We are living Plan B, slower and more gruesome.

8) In Chicago, urban animal gangbangers are pointing their guns at police for intimidating purposes. Things are going to get very interesting this upcoming long, hot summer.

9) I have a test joke. It's from George Carlin:

Peg Leg Bates, Jr.'s dream was to follow in his father's footstep.

When I see their eyes spin, one clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and they say, "I don't get it.", I know to stay away.

10) Climate change is the diversion, climate control is the issue.

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