Showing posts with label Wesley says.... Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Wesley says... 103

1) Let's call abortions "weeds".

2) In the future, the only thing I am to say to a woman is "More coffee, please."

3) Communism is for the lazy.

4) Why does the counter person at the State-run Pot House always look like a demon?

5) Everyone with a cell phone is smarter than me. 

6) I have never met a bridge I didn't burn.

7) The only time people are equal is when they are hungry.

8) Women with large thumbs can be trusted.

9) I've learned a lot in this life.  It seems nobody learned with me.

10) Professional golf is as honest and true as professional wrestling. 

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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Wesley says... 102

1) I don't know if I can speak for all men, but I'm sick of women.

2) In order to 'fit in' or be 'one of the cool kids' one has to be dishonest with oneself.  That comes easy to some.

3) Boomers have such childhood trauma.  Spare me.

4) My day isn't complete without people telling me "I don't know" 68 times.

5) With two daughters who won't talk to me and four ex-wives, I know plenty about woman behavior.

6) Have you noticed that the supporters of LGBT are all prudes.  Just tell a joke with the word 'penis' in it.  They go crazy.

7) Being with people makes me more lonely.

8) It's not my fault there are no jobs in the Gender Studies field.

9) GeeWhiz, the entire United States military war machine is at a dead stop.  What could cause that?

10) Do you think the framers of the Constitution (the big P people) put 'free speech' in there so the G can readily identify their opposition (the little P people)?

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Wesley says... 101

1) Drug addicts don't crave education.

2) Let's all vote again.  That ought to fix things up.

3) I thought it was 'No Kings', now we have the PDF/Cannibal/Rapist-in-Chief hosting His Royal Buggery and his wife, the Queen (might have balls) Camilla. Palsy-walsy all the way with Don and Melanio. 

4) My songwriting muse is Unknown Hinson. Another great talent out of Public Access TV, mi compadre, 'uniquely American' as W would say.  He was named after his father and that was his father's name on his birth certificate. (I love that joke.)

Unknown Hinson - Wikipedia


5) Each political party has a 20% approval rating from their own members.  Leaving 160% disapproval rating for the two-party political system.

6) My bet it was a Union Operating Engineer that drove the initial bulldozer or swung the first wrecking ball into the East Wing of the White House.

7) The US military actions in the Straight of Horrmuz IS Israel's Samson Option. IF they had nuclear weapons, Dimona was pummeled with Iranian missiles the first hour of the war. We are living Plan B, slower and more gruesome.

8) In Chicago, urban animal gangbangers are pointing their guns at police for intimidating purposes.  Things are going to get very interesting this upcoming long, hot summer.

9) I have a test joke.  It's from George Carlin:

Peg Leg Bates, Jr.'s dream was to follow in his father's footstep.

When I see their eyes spin, one clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and they say, "I don't get it.", I know to stay away.

10) Climate change is the diversion, climate control is the issue.

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Escaped Wage Slave: Wesley says... 100 WhooHoo!

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Thursday, March 26, 2026

Wesley says... 100 WhooHoo!


 100 X 10 = 1000 (and more)

witticisms and observations from 

Wesley Everest - the Escaped Wage Slave - and

His Big Fat Opinion. Best wishes to the dozen or so people who read this blog.

The collection would seem to be great fodder for an up and coming comedian at your local Laugh Club.  Feel free to polish your act with the material. Throw me a bone when you hit the Big Time. - EWS

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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Wesley says... 099

1) Tariffs could only work if tied to the Abolish the IRS movement.  Have someone else pay my taxes? Sure.  Keep my taxes intact and tariffs are another BIG tax on my living standard.

2) The COVID injections erased the etheric bio-energy body around test participants.

3) I've been Going My Own Way from everyone.  The men act like one of the girls.   Like, you know, kinda like.

4) The mind control programming in Deadheads is imbedded deep.

5) Television highlights personality while destroying the personalities of those watching.

6) Joe, where arte thou? What if you had a State Funeral and nobody came?

7)  Professional American football is going the way of jai-alai.

8) I prefer Melanio as the name of our First Lady.

9) Popular culture is obviously Satanic inspired . Now what do I do?

10) Another World Is Possible !!! No. it snot.

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

Wesley says... 098

1) If your factoid comes off a screen, more than likely it's a lie, spin or propaganda.

2) So many Smartphones, so many stupid people.

3) Dogs are draining the life force and wealth of the nation.

4) All you have to do is wear rainbow socks and you can be a hypocrite.

5) Melania is a man. Barron will be the country's first autistic President.

6) There are people who listen to Bad Bunny? Really? Seriously?

7) What scared Killer Nick's lawyers off the case so quickly?

8) In MN it was reported one owner of day care center drove a Bentley.  Good work if you can get.

9) A player on Robert Morris College's basketball team was accused of shaving points by a US District Attorney. Do people actually bet on Robert Morris College basketball games and a $350/hour lawyer has nothing better to do?

10) Sometimes in winter it snows.  Each time is not Storm Of The Century.

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Friday, November 7, 2025

Wesley says... 097

1) Can we finally have the conversation concerning several DJT's operating? Remember red tie Trump and blue tie Trump in the first term (45 = 9) . Now there are several doppelgangers (47 = 11).  Can't you see it?

2) Is Charlie Kirk still dead? No. I saw him having lunch with Ashley Babbitt.

3) Gavin Newsome's birth name is Pelosi. Raised by the occult Getty family. Adopted by Judge Newsome, a family friend.

4) Jamaica just happens to have a buttload of those Rare Earth minerals so precious these days. As if, that hurricane knew where it was going.

5) Crime Dawg Sen. Ron Johnson R WI, is hot on the trail of Whodunit concerning 911. Rest assured this investigation is going get some results.

6) Big Dick Cheney went to hell this week. GWB is down by the lake painting pictures.  Colin Powell is a rat bastard liar.  Condi Rice failed on every aspect of her job, and receives high speaking fees for that feat. Rumsfeld and every General is waiting for you, Dick, Find some nice accommodation for Nancy, She'll be there shortly.

7) Street Theater continues unabated with actors, crisis or unemployed, on a string to 'protest' or witness a pre-arranged terrorist attack. All reported as grass roots 'outrage' or 'the evil world' around us..  All scripted, many, many 'military intelligence' types involved with every phony baloney story. Only contrived follow-ups are conducted, probably a future History Channel segment.


8) Black-on-black crime in the large cities, notably Chicago, goes unreported. The cynical retired cop calls the situation ; 'a self cleaning oven'. These gangbangers go through a lot of ammunition.

CWB Chicago - Chicago public safety and crime news

9)  It's amazing the Islam scam is tolerated at all.  If you are a Western educated woman sticking up for Islam, you have shit for brains. They treat their goats better than their women. Wake up America, make no mistake, they want you dead.

Escaped Wage Slave: Carlin, the Messenger II

10) The National Basketball Association is the bastard child of the Harlem Globetrotters.  Electrically Induced backboards and copper wire bladders in the ball, and the ball goes in the hoop - or it doesn't - depending on a third party with the on/off switch.  Why do you think they are always pointing to the Press Box, it's not God they are praising. Abe Saperstein, your legend lives on. 

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Monday, October 6, 2025

Wesley says... 096


1) Is there an Idi Amin, Jr.? Pol Pot, Jr.? Fidel Castro, Jr.? Did they make their Fathers proud?

2) How many? People who campaign vigorously against genetically modified food, but stood in line to get their genetically modifying mRNA Trump Shots. How many do you think?

3) Isn't the Messiah concept similar to the cavalry coming over the hill at the last moment to save the day. McGiver, not McGroober. Disconnecting the correct color wire as the count down goes to 1. Or it's KABLOOIE! Could Jesus get held up for some reason and arrive a little late?

TRT 1.15.00


4) D you have an Islamic friend? I bet you don't.

5) Americans have elected to high office actors, wrestlers and village idiots. What year will a cartoon character become our Supreme Leader?


6) Plenty of football games played yesterday Sunday. When does this Grand Diversion reach an end. Moth, quit looking at the flame.

7) It's NPR fundraising time on the radio. It's pathetic that employees of the station have to beg and grovel for their daily wage. What other occupation does that?


8) There has to be a connection to the amount of Trump Shots one took and some people's screen staring iPhone addiction.

9) Today's society and media resembles the structure of a all-girls high school cafeteria lunch room. Mean girls, cliques and astonishing character assassination techniques. Facebook was created to capture this stunted development and apply to all encompassing practice.


10) The act of singing improves your mental health.

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