1) I would rather roast an ox thigh dripping in fat and praise Lord Zeus, inciting him to cure my affliction than use an American Medical Association doctor.
2) Nothing more beautiful than a woman pushing a lawn mower.
3) Who else is on the ballot, Ho Chi Minh Jones? I'm not voting for anyone named 'Mandela'. Pol Pot, Jr would sell.
4) No sense singing a love song to a woman with a cell phone. She will answer the call. "You won't believe it, Margie. He's singing me a love song."
5) I'm grade C average and seem to be ahead of most.
6) One does not have to offer evidence for their own conviction.
7) Your life falls into your lap. It's a gift. Do something beautiful with it.
8) "In this life, try everything once except incest and folk dancing", - Sir Thomas Beecham
9) Where is the Big Butt Pants store?
10) Praying to God is like kissing ass to a bad Boss.
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2022
Wesley says... 070
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2020
Wesley says... 028
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2018
Wesley says... 07
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