Escaped Wage Slave

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Thursday, May 2, 2019

Wesley Says... 016

TALES FROM THE FRONT

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2018/11/

1) One "Aw, shit" erases a lot of "Attaboys".

2) I came with and address and a bad attitude.

3) I came here looking for a job, I'll be leaving looking for a job.

4) I quit and my partner thinks your an asshole.

5) I'm not here for a long time, but I'm here for a good time.

6) Are you a real electrician or are you a guy from the Hall?

7) Fired for 'Mopery with intent to gawk'.

8) I'm here to help.

9) Ask a man with 6 months to live whether he wants to work overtime.

10) "Are you done yet" is Hungarian for "Good job".

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