TALES FROM THE FRONT
1) One "Aw, shit" erases a lot of "Attaboys".
2) I came with and address and a bad attitude.
3) I came here looking for a job, I'll be leaving looking for a job.
4) I quit and my partner thinks your an asshole.
5) I'm not here for a long time, but I'm here for a good time.
6) Are you a real electrician or are you a guy from the Hall?
7) Fired for 'Mopery with intent to gawk'.
8) I'm here to help.
9) Ask a man with 6 months to live whether he wants to work overtime.
10) "Are you done yet" is Hungarian for "Good job".
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