The best of Wesley says... One More Time... thank you for listening, EWS.
9) Whenever you hear the word "pandemic" Scream "BULLSHIT!". It helps, it really does.
6) I have a long suspicion that the voices of the field reporters on NPR are AI software generated. The more I listen closer the more I don't hear the natural tones and inflections of an analog voice. Does anyone else hear the difference? Once again, our natural evolved wondrous talents are dampened and obliterated. We can't tell the difference between a human and a machine. We have evolved to take orders from a machine.
8) What kind of deep self-loathing would make a woman cover her face in shame?
9) If a man's daughter is going to inoculate her child with a genetic modifying DNA altering serum, is that child his granddaughter anymore?
4) Every contract has an end date except marriage.
6) Isn't too ironic to be more likely to know someone who died or injured from the vaccine than to know someone that died of the virus?
9) When they remove that fence presently around the Capital, Chicago can use it to surround Englewood.
2) Remember a class called Aerobics? People got together moved their bodies around with the intent of ingesting MORE oxygen for healthy benefit. Can you believe that?
1) Wearing two masks, believing those pictures are from Mars and thinking it will all get back to normal soon.
2) Perhaps you can give the secret hand signal and the vaccinater will deliver you the saline Israeli type.
3) Brushed my teeth last month, I think.
3) I have never NOT lived in Cancel Culture. First movie I attended was Dr. No. First song I ever learned was Yes, We Have No Bananas. My sex education began by learning 'No' meant 'Yes'.
4) Psssst ... your problems won't be solved by Washington DC
10) I am drunk and alone, which is the best part of being drunk and alone.
1) Noah, you experienced a flood on a spinning ball. Please explain.
3) What was all that kerfluffle about the burkha, Hilary? It seems women want to cover their face.
2) There are people that still think society's nonsense is about a virus. Amazing.
3) In women's lives, the Man has been replaced by the SmartPhone. It has women's' tiresome company to be around. It also vibrates.
8) The problem of Anglo-Saxon Christianity is melding 'Turn the other cheek' with 'Survival of the Fittest'.
9) Has any "Representative" of the People ever represented the people?
6) They took the Trump Shot, have an adverse reaction and plead to the government for help? Definition of Head Up Your Ass.
1) If an MD in your life prescribes you take LESS oxygen in your body, he/she should be reported to whatever Medical Review Board and cancel Him/ her/ them/ they/ sheathe/ comeumvorit Doctor that would think a thing like that would be healthy. (Pronoun deficient) is a moron.
2) Wearing a mask makes your asshole cleaner than your mouth.
5) When my mind opened, it closed hearts around me. When my heart opened, it closed minds.
1) You can go to California and with hard work, ingenuity, and integrity you can get rich. Gosh, that is a funny comic line.
5) Rittenhouse shot 3 Jews. Where's Jews Lives Matter?
6) People keep trying to 'educate' me. Don't they know I'm the Smartest Guy In The Room? Always have been. People, get an argument. Stop dishonestly dictating orders.
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