Saturday, October 16, 2021

Wesley says... 059

1) If Superman had a child with Lois Lane, I would suggest we clone her vaginal skin into car tires.  They would last forever.

2) Wearing a mask makes your asshole cleaner than your mouth.


3) Communism wasn't created by the masses to stop the bankers.  The bankers created communism to control the masses.

4) 'Genuine Human Being' will be on the Endangered Species List soon.

Black-footed ferret

5) If a woman has a SmartPhone in her hand, you are not in the room and not near as interesting.

6) ... a long walk in the woods...


7) The majority are asleep, never too awaken.

8) The working people striking against vax mandates will be replaced by military, a la China.


9) Last winter was tough.  This winter is will be much harder.

10) I could use a little help around the Homestead...


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