When I am on my deathbed, keep doctors, priests and bagpipers away from me.
Self loathing is what is killing people. You really are OK.
Don't root for the underdog. Mathematically, they don't deserve it.
There are two men in the Left - Vic and Tim.
The Truth will set you free - after it breaks a foot off in your ass.
51 percent of lies told are told by women.
It is never a good idea to cut off your dick.
When you realize that everything is bullshit and no one cares, is the point you are an adult.
When in history are the poor obese and the rich emaciated thin
The beginning of the end was when Michael Jackson proclaimed the meaning of the word "bad" to mean "good".
It seems, in CA, half the women are "detoxxing", the other half are putting ink in their skin. Or doing both.
Three words I could care less about - College Football
Any woman that tells me a relationship needs 'work' implies I have a job, of course, implied her as the Boss. I've quit every job I've ever had.
This how it works; you call me names, I call you 'Fat Ass'.
If you are born with a uterus, you a woman. A Womb-man. Pretty simple, really.
I will be no woman's poodle.
My New Year's Resolution this year is to tell as may women as it may apply, "Stop complaining. You have it pretty good."
Don't care about your genitals or what you do with them. Don't care about your skin color or the bad behavior connected to it. I care about you.
I'm a masculinist. I'm glad soon all female sports records will be held by dickless biological males.
Having strange men squirt seminal fluid into your anal canal is not a healthy way to live.
Pithy retort of the week: "Take your guilt trip and shove it up your ass." Fell free to use it often.
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