PROOF BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT
'Space travel' began with the Jelly Donut announcing Americans were going to the Moon. From scratch, the G put together an amazing team and accomplished the feat in Government-like speed, ahem. Dynamic leadership, don't you think? First designs highly concerned about weight. Six times came back with rocks. And hauled a dune buggy and golf clubs up there, too. Called Nixon on the big black phone on his Presidential desk from the Sea of Tranquility, doesn't that sound nice? Tang - an industrial waste product/breakfast drink was introduced and we drank it up. Scott McCloud - Space Angel and "Danger Dr. Smith!" was our entertainment. Trekkies are not human. They are possessed by the demon Spock.
Yes, indeedy, they brought back rocks. Do you happen to know where I could find some rocks? If I did, they wouldn't be Moon Rocks. Rocks from the moon, WOW, that's special. Denmark returned their rocks, a gift from the US G. They seem to think they weren't legitimate. How crazy is that? You just can't find Moon Rocks anywhere.
I can't wait to get to Mars. I just know Elon and the gang at SpaceX are going to get one of their rockets out of the atmosphere any day now. Then we are going. First stop at the moon and drink a Coca-Cola and Ole Moon Pie and then we will climb back in and head to Mars. I can't wait to stroll through the empty canals and see if that gigantic head the Enquirer features all the time. It might take a couple hundred years to get there, but they will quick freeze you for the duration of the trip and defrost on the Red Planet. Kinda cool.
There is nothing stopping us. We only have to build a craft like the USS Enterprise and we'd be exploring galaxies. A patriotic obedient citizen should invest as much money as they can to support the effort. The cost of fuel is enormous and getting higher every day. We can do it - for the exponential great-grand children generations. They will have us thank.
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