SPECIAL EDITION - things I have recently learned (or re-learned)
1) I will be the only doddering old man in my house.
2) People who say, "I want to be creative" will never be creative.
3) Most people over-sell. Smart people don't over-buy.
4) Life is worth living. Existence sucks the energy out of the room.
5) The amount of bullshit in this world is oceanic. Be a bullshit surfer on the 100ft wave.
6) Refuse nutritional advice from an overweight person.
7) The concept of 'freedom' does not exist in people's minds. They must be told what to do.
8) Bossy people are also the biggest ass-kissers.
9) If you can live with contradictions, you are a fool.
10) Everyone's best friend is their cell phone.
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