MY EULOGY - if your mind is wracking thinking about what to say over my dead body, these themes may help.)
"He had a big heart, a foolish one to boot"
"He'd say Fuck You to Christ."
"Sucked in sports but tried hard."
""Grew to not put up with stupid. Never a truce."
"Under-estimated greed in his fellow man."
"Liked making music, he wished he would have seriously taken it up earlier."
"Like salamanders, flowers and buffalo, he was fertile."
"Just couldn't tell him what to do."
" 'Show up on time and be ready to work' is a key to a happier life. Work is joy or you are a fat ass, he'd say."
"His HOUSE RULES should be displayed in every home."
... and if you are reading this over my dead body , you are an unimaginative dumb ass.
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