Escaped Wage Slave

Escaped Wage Slave - Wisdom No One Wants - a big fat I Told You So project - Battling IOMS (Grandpa Simpson Disease) - Don't call me 'white'. - Dance, please - mass shootings in Chicago don't count - Where's Hitler's scrotum? - NICE! - I get an 'A', Professor? - No intelligent life outside my fishbowl - Wesley Everest has died. He was afflicted with a deep sense of attachment that led to nothing. No sense calling the Sheriff, that would be wasting everyone's time.

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

SPELLS 08

SPELLS 08

salute to Mr. A. Bierce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce

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EMASCULATION - the leading cause of divorce

WEDDING - the public ritual of removing a man's balls and placing them in a jar of formaldehyde

PUSSY - a gaping maw that feeds on destroying common sense

A GOSSIPY LITTLE BITCH - 85% of the U.S. population

HUSBAND - a wife's lazy bitch boy

NURSE RATCHET - patron saint of feminism

ENGAGEMENT - a means to set the trap

SHOULD - a word women use too often

CELL PHONE - your wife's best friend

FISHING - your husband's best friend

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