Monday, March 15, 2021

I'm A Moosh*

THINGS I MAY HAVE SAID TO A WOMAN:

1) No.

2) How 'bout "No".

3) No fricking way.

4) N. O.

5) Ain't Happenin'.

6) Not chance in Hell.

7) Nope. Your dreamin'.

8) Now. Can you read my thoughts?

9) Did you notice how hard it's raining? Like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

10) I love you, baby.

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