SPELLS 16

SPELLS 16

salute to Mr. A. Bierce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce

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LOVE -  emotional fog.  It delays where you are going and were meant to be.

SINCERITY- informal dismissal 

NEIGHBORS - an ever watchful group of snitches

INCLUSION – everyone but you

HONESTY – one sure-fire way to lose friends

PEOPLE – disagreeable robots that fart

TRUTH – still out there for Generation  X-files

DIVERSITY – bringing people together by categorizing them

EQUITY – a social process of making the tall short, the short tall, the fat skinny, the skinny fat, the smart dumb, and the dumb smart

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https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2023/03/spells-03.html

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2022/12/spells-02.html

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Where We Are 2024

“What? Me worry?” – Philosopher icon Alfred E. Neumann.

AMERICA 2024

“What? Me worry?” – Philosopher icon Alfred E. Neumann.

When talking to a young, unfamiliar woman and she mentions her husband, the question presented as, “Does your husband have a dick?”, is totally proper.

Assume all black people are victims even as they terrorize your neighbors and family.

Drug addiction is a life style choice and their rights should be protected.

Any of today’s sports, political, or legal results are pre-planned, scripted, and historically recorded for prosperity.

The nation of Israel is the USA’s ally and friend.

Earth is a globe and Space is endless and quiet.  Soon we will all have flying cars.

The fact young people can’t make change at the cash register shouldn’t bother you.

Sticking things in your ass for enjoyment is normal behavior, and healthy.

When Jesus comes back, boy oh boy, that will be something.

Paradise, CA 2018'wildfire' - houses burn, trees don't

When Unidentified Flying Objects are in the sky above you, just know they are there for a reason.

I’m advocating changing ‘E Pluribus Unum’ to ‘I Don’t Know’.  It seems the appropriate time.

Tule Lake Interment Camp, N. California 1942

Solar energy is great, even though, the sun sets every day.  And batteries are a toxic nightmare.

Nostalgia is a great place for my mind to live and my phone is my best friend.

I SEE STUFF 2025: Oprah is quietly being discussed in Catholic circles for canonization towards sainthood… dead matter will pile up… the invisible virus/spirits/God/devil/nuclear bomb/serial killer/one lone crazy gunman and Mommy/Daddy issues will torment us once again… trusting my lying eyes, I’m all in… many DJTs/UFOs/war theaters will appear… might be, could be, it is – the Chicago White Sox in an incredible team turn around win the World Series… the policy of armed thugs taking people to the Camps will stale, but the reasons for apprehensions will be broadened  quickly and continued unabated… Mama Bear – ism will finally suffocate us all…

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COVID Review 2024

COVID Review 2024

1) Strangers sticking things in your body is called RAPE. And you volunteered?

2) Oxygen kills viruses. And you, DUMB ASS, wore a mask constricting supply. If it comes out of your body, you don't put it back in, STUPID ASS.

3) A mask makes one resemble C3PO, the Star Wars robot. Is that the fashion you want? a non-person? GO DIE. I want human people in my life.

4) A State mandate is dictatorship. And you voted him back in. A population of FOOLS.

5) Adult adopted children needn’t search for their biological parents. Everyone's DNA is the same now. WE are ONE now, nothing special.

6) The practice of shunning has been engrained into the social fabric. Cowards afraid of their shoes. BOO! AH CHOO! I'm a DRAMA QUEEN!!!

7) Less donkeys, more hay for Social Security. How thankful am I for those that removed themselves from the trough. TRUE HEROES.

8) Next, cancer will be tied to sunspots, heart attacks of Olympic athletes normal, and a dementia patient will be receiving his college degree, another EXPERT in his field.

9) Why must I deal with YOUR brain fog? I'm not doing your thinking. I have my own self-inflicted problems to deal with.

10) First blood transfusion I receive will begin my transition into a soulless Stepford wife. Medical tyranny will prevail. Joining the Jehovah Witness's won't help.

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https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2024/01/dang-wes.html

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2023/10/bunny-hutch-ii.html

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Wesley says... 089

TOWARDS A BETTER WORLD

1) One day I'm going to tune into NPR and the lead story will be: All the Black People Are Happy.

2) The nation of Israel will apologize for being Jewish.

3) A woman with a brain in her head will emerge and teach the other 3 billion how to think.

4) Cannibals, vampires and zombies won't be exalted.

5) The Chicago White Sox won't be the worst team in baseball. The Cubs will be.

6) Guns would have an expiration date.

7) Unity won't be so divisive.

8) Concentration camps will be ancient history.

9) Love will materialize.

10) What people do with their genitals won't be so important.

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Social Solutions 008 ChiEdu

 

SOCIAL SOLUTION 008

Childhood Education

I'd say it's good idea to post the Holy Bible Ten Commandments in the school rooms.

Texans - ya'll are geniuses!

Some children are very sharp. They don't like to be lied to. They can smell bullshit. It's an early learning curve on the harsher things in life for some youngins'. I can see about 3rd grade a few are going to ask about Good Ole #5 (or 4, depending) Thou Shall Not Kill. Their uncles go deer hunting every year. An old lady in town shot an intruder dead in her home recently. And now his oldest brother is in the US Army stationed in the Mideast. Television entertainment is focused on murder. I see killing and murder and war my whole life and now you are telling me God says it's wrong? Well, nobody listens to God.

Still, it's the only good one, #5. Impossible to live up to, indeed. There is plenty of little black souls in Carpenter Ant Heaven, RIP July 2024. Restaurants know their way around hamburgers around here. Is the desire to kill the actual sin? All in all, It's a beautiful expression dedicated to maintaining and fostering life. Go tell the Generals.

The other 9 are a hodge podge of bullshit. I got a call from an old friend and I asked what he has been up to? He said, "I'm fucking my neighbors' wife." After I stopped laughing he gave me some context. You see, neighbors for 23 years, her husband left for Young Pussy Land last year. They are selling the farm and divorcing, her 64 yr old self is moving in with my 75 year old friend. Sounds quaint and they are loving it, last I heard.

Is Thou Shalt Not Steal in there? We need God to tell us? How about The Stealer gets treated like Sheriff Bill treated English Bob from The Unforgiven? A good ass beating gives a life long lesson, if it doesn't, start cutting off fingers.

If someone is in financial debt, that person has nothing to covet. He/She's a front. The bank owns it. You ain't going to get it. Admire Honest Success and Hard Work is a better rewrite. Editing is especially difficult chiseling into stone.

If HE is the One and Only God, why the hell did he send JeeBiz, his One and Only Son? Now we must deal with two Jew gods with th Anti-Christ on the doorstep, a third Jew god. It's all so confusing... but not really when you think about it. The Shepard leads the sheep to the slaughterhouse even though he truly loves them by putting his boots backwards on the rear legs.

Why would I take his name in vain? I can't because I'm not allowed to say his name. I can't pronounce four consonants, I'll call Him Joe.

Fuck off, Joe. You are no help. A 3rd grader can see that.

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https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2023/11/too-hot-to-handle.html

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-theyre-off.html

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2023/11/d-all-of-above-iv.html

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Same Old Shit

 

St. Curly the Baptist

SLAVERY. IT'S EVERYWHERE.

I'll never cut my hair. A Curly Howard/Sgt Slaughter style is the sign of a slave. In the Roman Republic, a shorn man designated a slave to the House he belonged to. Who knows? maybe it was a comfortable relationship with no whips or chains. Maybe today the slave may have been considered an 'employee' or 'you do things for me and food and housing is guaranteed for you and your family'. How many people go to work in a uniform? How many wage-slaves are in the House of Burger King?

Big Daddy Pullman - come out of that grave! The Commies fucked up a good thing!

Food, housing and health are three things a government can't guarantee. I refer to the 1996 New South African Constitution and their housing promises to 'the people'. Not even close to completion. SAficans still sleep in the rain. Governments put many wanna-be slaves in the military in order to stop bullets and bomb hospitals and schools. The first act perpetuated on the conscript is to cut off all their hair. Individuality crumbles and group think begins. When the government with corporate agents puts all their slaves to work without adequate housing and food True Slavery begins. Hawks Nest train tunnel 1917 West Virginia, USA, for example. Forced labor, mass graves, same script worldwide for all recorded history. Isn't the message of the Trump Shot Plandemic 'We want you dead', not healthy. There is no money in healthy. That's my opinion.

Few seem to have the strength for individuality. People seem to have the backbone of a chocolate éclair. They express individuality easy enough by everyone coloring their hair blue, green or orange. Being a Cool Kid is a high school desire never fulfilled chasing the group think. American society is a beautiful example of stunted development similar to the Labrador breed of dog; takes orders well, looking for work, there to be told what to do, comfort in the pack, hates to be left alone. Slaves to their neuroses, attainment of who one is is defined by the people on Facebook or where one works. Confidence and purpose fueled by inner peace is scarce in this society. Solidarity even less. All seem to be chasing the shiny thing adoring nostalgia, images, fallacies and dead matter.

My long hair says I don't wish to be a slave to anybody or anything. The only person that is going to tell me what to do is going to say, 

"Tiger! Run!". Everything said to me is a suggestion. Every 'supps'da', 'you have to', 'should', 'gotta' coming in my direction is a waste of oxygen. Every decision I make in my life I am responsible.

... and with that attitude I'll receive a midnight ride to the re-education camp, if I make it that far.

RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED

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The Roundup and Purge of the Truth Movement

https://www.winterwatch.net/2024/11/the-roundup-and-purge-of-the-awoken/

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Wesley Lives!!!

Songs of WESLEY EVEREST: An Angry Old Man

The following program of songs is assembled to express a 15yr work of frustration and angst pointing out stupidity with a baseball bat on Mr. Everest' blog Escaped Wage Slave (escapedwageslave.blogspot.com ), a job he does so well. Wes has since passed away with a seamless transition and I, Martin, your neighbor in Townsend, will attempt to channel his angry spirit and sing his angry songs.

His songs are insensitive. His songs can be cruel and insulting. His songs offend. There is no safe space with coloring books and a hug station. And certainly there will NOT be a Disney song in the bunch. His love songs are break-up songs, that is the best he can do.

Wesley is likely to curse and use the Seven Dirty Words, or more. His misogyny is only directed at women who don't like men which is all of them by his reckoning, He abhors any political candidate you put before him above the county level and will ridicule him, her or it. If this type of free speech in a public forum makes you uncomfortable, stay home. If you do come and are so disgusted with the content of the performance, you can leave at intermission and send Martin a bill and he will pay for your gas, the least he can do. 

Ice water in hell, indeed.

There may be a belly laugh or two, maybe a profound thought to gnaw on. I'm sure there will be something to piss you off.

Hint: Audience participation is most helpful to the performer.

Available for Bachelor Parties.  Bookings above 42degree latitude preferred

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Songs by Wesley

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2023/10/ews-songs.html

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Songs Wesley wish he wrote:

PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE

TOWN THIS SIZE

BIG CITY

GOING AWAY PARTY

YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE

UP AGAINST THE WALL

YOU'RE MAN IS GAY

QUIT HOLLERIN AT ME

BALTIMORE

anything by Hank Williams

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Book now for coming season...

Wesley is currently being managed by George the Upholsterer.  It's a unique arrangement.  George doesn't find any gigs for me and he receives 10% commission on nothing.  Seems to be working out,  Doesn't cost me a penny.

Dial up George: 1-800-DUM-USIC

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Blog Apathy

I am a memory.

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Carlin, the Messenger II

Whoop! There It Is No.2

pg. 134 When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops - George Carlin 2004

THE FANATICS WILL WIN

I hope you good, loyal Americans understand that in the long run the Islamist extremists are going to win. Because you can't beat the numbers, and you can't beat fanaticism - the willingness to die for an idea.

A country like ours, pre0ccupied with Jet Skis, off-road vehicles, snow boards, Jacuzzis, microwave ovens, pornography, lap dances, massage parlors, escort services, panty liners, penis enhancement, tummy tucks, thongs and Oder Eater doesn't have a prayer - not even a good, old-fashioned Christian prayer - against a billion fanatics who hate that country, detest its materialism and have nothing really to lose. Maybe fifty years ago, but not today when germs and nuclear materials are for sale everywhere.

People who don't give a shit and have nothing to lose will always prevail over people who are fighting for some vague sentiment scrawled on a piece of parchment. Folks, they're gonna getcha; and it ain't going to be pleasant.

We can't drop five-thousand pound bombs on every one of them. They will either run all over us or; in trying, they will turn us into even bigger monsters than we already are.

And get all excited about this goofy idea, "The spread of democracy." No matter who the United States puts in charge to bring peace and order in Iraq or Palestine or anywhere else, those people will be killed. Peace and order will not be tolerated. Start saving your cash for the black market. folks, you're gonna need it.

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https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2020/09/islam-02-ibn-warraq-ii.html

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3 SUICIDE 3

 

This, too, shall pass.

The Plausible Premise: An accident, warfare injury, self-inflicted harm of some sort occurs. The person loses 3/4 of their blood capacity, but recovers to full health in time. Releasing to the ether 75% of your vital life force and don't die. What is the limit? The final red corpusal?

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I was weeding the garden last summer. There is an invasive plant, it grows quickly and it has a kind of Velcro clips on its outer long slender leaf. It sticks to my clothes, my glove, it will not go in the bucket. It seems I throw it away three times with each weed. So, I had them all ready to go to the compost heap, (it was battle and I determined to win, stupid weed), and dumped them, picking a few off my shirt, but in the bin, dammit... until I headed back and found a couple laying in the path, just waiting for the next rain.

That same day I hoe-ed into an ant colony. Immediately, everywhere ants on guard, working gallantly to seal the damage of my Destructo-stick. The hive mind feverishly at work, and, like Chauncey Gardiner, I like to watch. All afternoon, it was better than the Nature Channel.

The tenacity of intending to stay in this Realm, not return to the darkside of the turf, to remain in the beautiful, wonderous green SnowGlobe we live in; plant, animal, human beings. Lose that, you are already dead inside.

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I have sat and listened as friends contemplated suicide. I find it is easy to be non-judgmental. I'm not walking in those shoes. Mostly, it is not as serious as it sounds. It's more of a What if? scenario and extreme constant pain I could extend my morals. I can listen and not encourage in the direction of suicide. I would not give a ride to euthanasia clinic for someone if they were emotionally distressed. It seems that condition only needs TLC. I've grown through mighty tempests of angst, as we all have.

It, too, shall pass.

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Desmond Dekker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Dekker

THEY KILL IN THE MORNING, THEY KILL AT NIGHT

THERE AIN'T NO END TO THE KILLING IN SIGHT

OOOO, OOOO, THE ISRAELITES

STOP AT THE CHECKPOINT, I AM NOT A JEW

THEY LOOK UP MY ASSHOLE, WHAT AM I TO DO?

OOOO, OOOO, THE ISRAELITES

IT'S JUST MY JOB, IT'S JUST MY WORK

WHEN I'M NOT IDF, I'M A BANK CLERK

OOOO, OOOO, THE ISRAELITES

LEND YOU A DOLLAR, YOU GIVE BACK TWO

THESE DAYS YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ___

OOOO, OOOO, THE ISRAELITES

WE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF ZION

C'MON. YOU KNOW WE CAN'T BE LION

OOOO, OOOO, THE ISRAELITES

PUT THEM IN BOXCARS, SO SAYS BIBI

THEN WE CAN BRING IN THE AMERICAN CB'S (WW II, Construction Battalions)

OOOO, OOOO THE ISRAELITES

... make up your own verse. It's a catchy tune....

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A warm chestnut from the files...

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