SPELLS
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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Sunday, June 14, 2026
Friday, March 13, 2026
SPELLS 19
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DOCTOR - a name for just another dumb employee
DEMOCRACY - the process where a population gets to choose their dictator
FEMINISM - religion for ugly women
FREE RADICAL - redundant term describing a thinking person
WAR - one man's prerogative
ORPHANS - yours to rape or eat
SOUL - can be collected and imprisoned inside a black cube
SKIN - Nature or Man poking holes in your space suit kills you
CAPITAL/LABOR - dem's dat use da tools and dose dat own the tools
GENITALS - it seems, everyone's fascination
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Tuesday, July 15, 2025
SPELLS 18
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BEACH - a public place to sit in your underwear and look at your cell phone
DEI - mediocrity in action
SHAGGY DOG - a story told to capture attention but never resolve to conclusion, ex. Epstein
NBA - the phenomenal out-growth of the Harlem Globetrotters. Thank you, Abe Saperstein.
AI - a military design and employment with military intentions
PATIENCE - when that's all you got, you are beat down, never to return
DERMATOLOGY - Aisle 7, Farm and Fleet, Veterinary/Horse section
SNOBBERY - a passive/aggressive love of place
HARMONIC - a coming together of sound, frequency and vibration. Think: Jericho's walls
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Wednesday, May 7, 2025
SPELLS 17
SPELLS 17
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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CORK... description of modern Americana. Oblivious and bobbing.
USURIOUS DEBT... thievery on both sides of the financial transaction
ZEALOT ... a dupe for The Man.
STERIOD... a performance enhancing drug. Frowned upon.
MUSIC... good or bad, the deaf don't judge.
WNBA... a theater presentation of choreography, A Dance of Confused Gender, performed nightly.
SKIN... your spacesuit. Take care of the holes.
VODKA... liquid slow suicide.
TARIFFS... applied value of political phantasm. No concern for the labor involved.
CALIFORNIA... once an independent island nation; The good, old days.
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Saturday, December 14, 2024
SPELLS 16
SPELLS 16
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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LOVE - emotional
fog. It delays where you are going and
were meant to be.
SINCERITY- informal dismissal
NEIGHBORS - an ever watchful group of snitches
INCLUSION – everyone but you
HONESTY – one sure-fire way to lose friends
PEOPLE – disagreeable robots that fart
TRUTH – still out there for Generation X-files
DIVERSITY – bringing people together by categorizing them
EQUITY – a social process of making the tall short, the
short tall, the fat skinny, the skinny fat, the smart dumb, and the dumb smart
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Friday, March 15, 2024
SPELLS 15
SPELLS 15
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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MARRIAGE - the only safe place for Bossy Women
FAMILY - a select group of people dedicated to bossing each other around
BELIEF SYSTEM - a fantasy codex of guilt and shame making one's mind pliable and body willing to serve without complaint
WORKPLACE - a project orientated group of people unable to proceed without orders
TOWN - a mutual aid society of local residents submissive to The County
COUNTY - umbrella organization of Town, Villages, and Hamlets submissive to the The State
STATE - a supposed representative body with defined borders, answerable to the larger Federal dictates
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT - The Great Bossy Voice. A collection of the insane, drunk with punitive powers, threatening people, other States and every living thing.
UNITED NATIONS - a collection of Federal bodies being leaned on, influenced and suggested to on how to self-destruct and hand their power over to the Boss.
THE BOSS - it ain't Bruce Springsteen
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Thursday, December 7, 2023
SPELLS 12
SPELLS 12
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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DEMOCRACY - Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion standing in front of the Wizard
WORK - a desire and sincere effort to achieve a goal. Last seen decades ago.
SUN - our pal
JAPAN - often called NIPPON because the people there have three nipples. Chinese women have sideways vaginas. Korean women are actually young boys.
MANIFEST DESTINY - here we are. We got this far. Anything left?
AMERICANS - people waiting around to be told what to do
HOLY - a cover word for INSANE
NASI - the head of the Sanhedrin
GUILT - non-Talmud inspired common sense
REFORM - rectal insertion of the 4X4 rough cut, not the finished kind
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Friday, December 1, 2023
SPELLS 11
SPELLS 11
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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DISCRIMINATION -
the art of knowing which mushroom to eat
HEAVY METAL - ugly
music for ugly people
PUBLIC EDUCATION -
a pre-prison conditioning program.
Military recruitment may be an option out
CASINO GAMBLING -
pretending to win, living to lose
MARBLES - Jimmy
Carter's brain
COLLEGE FOOTBALL -
the most important, and the most insignificant as far as education, curriculum
of a University program.
SLAVERY - a sick
mental condition brought on by assent to one's miserable situation
HONESTY - an act of self-defeat in the modern world
BEYONCE - a transvestite demon possessing a poor soul
ASH WEDNESDAY - opening day of Catholic hunting season
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS - the one time the movie was better than the book
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Monday, November 6, 2023
SPELLS 10
SPELLS 10
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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MOPE - a big mouth know-it-all, gawking a must.
ACTIVISTISMIST - a person filled with the need to do something, even if it is wrong or hurtful.
PEACE - that marvelous time on Earth when all your enemies are dead.
CLONING - a biological replication process currently on the Denial List
ROCKS - material proof man landed on the moon.
SMOES - Stupidest Men on Earth, a.k.a., Trump's lawyers.
LISTONIZED - an event played out as real but managed for a specific result. Named after heavyweight Sonny Liston who took a fall in a championship bout, Lewiston, MA 1965
CHICAGO - does anyone know what time it is, does anyone even care?
VACCINATION - the act of injecting by syringe supposedly dead cow pox into the bloodstream, circumventing the body's immune system.
GOTTA - a trigger word that immediately gets the reaction, "I don't gotta do shit." simile: HAFTA
PHAT - a weak semantic attempt to make FAT attractive.
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