Songs of WESLEY EVEREST: An Angry Old Man
The following program of songs is assembled to express a 15yr work of frustration and angst pointing out stupidity with a baseball bat on Mr. Everest' blog Escaped Wage Slave (escapedwageslave.blogspot.com ), a job he does so well. Wes has since passed away with a seamless transition and I, Martin, your neighbor in Townsend, will attempt to channel his angry spirit and sing his angry songs.
His songs are insensitive. His songs can be cruel and insulting. His songs offend. There is no safe space with coloring books and a hug station. And certainly there will NOT be a Disney song in the bunch. His love songs are break-up songs, that is the best he can do.
Wesley is likely to curse and use the Seven Dirty Words, or more. His misogyny is only directed at women who don't like men which is all of them by his reckoning, He abhors any political candidate you put before him above the county level and will ridicule him, her or it. If this type of free speech in a public forum makes you uncomfortable, stay home. If you do come and are so disgusted with the content of the performance, you can leave at intermission and send Martin a bill and he will pay for your gas, the least he can do.
Ice water in hell, indeed.
There may be a belly laugh or two, maybe a profound thought to gnaw on. I'm sure there will be something to piss you off.
Hint: Audience participation is most helpful to the performer.
Available for Bachelor Parties. Bookings above 42degree latitude preferred
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Songs by Wesley
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Songs Wesley wish he wrote:
PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
TOWN THIS SIZE
BIG CITY
GOING AWAY PARTY
YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE
UP AGAINST THE WALL
YOU'RE MAN IS GAY
QUIT HOLLERIN AT ME
BALTIMORE
anything by Hank Williams
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Book now for coming season...
Wesley is currently being managed by George the Upholsterer. It's a unique arrangement. George doesn't find any gigs for me and he receives 10% commission on nothing. Seems to be working out, Doesn't cost me a penny.
Dial up George: 1-800-DUM-USIC
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