Escaped Wage Slave

Escaped Wage Slave - Wisdom No One Wants - a big fat I Told You So project - Battling IOMS (Grandpa Simpson Disease) - Don't call me 'white'. - Dance, please - mass shootings in Chicago don't count - Where's Hitler's scrotum? - NICE! - I get an 'A', Professor? - No intelligent life outside my fishbowl - Wesley Everest has died. He was afflicted with a deep sense of attachment that led to nothing. No sense calling the Sheriff, that would be wasting everyone's time.

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

SPELLS 01

SPELLS 01

salute to Mr. A. Bierce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce

ARROGANCE - the last behavior before an overwhelming foe.

BIGMOUTHISM - chronic disease of blowhards; leads to bossy expertaholicism and lonliness.

POLITICAL SCIENCE - the intense study of false hope.

PRAGMATIST - a) active: a cold, cunning oppurtunist who will look you in the eye and stab you in the heart, ex; Jon Snow, Game of Thrones b) passive: a good Geman soldier.

LOVE - a spirit hard to hold onto: dissipates with fear.

TODAY - something for which you are grateful when forever goes away.

SATANIST - an ass kisser from another Realm.

VAGINA - the hairy end of her guts.

STUPIDITY - a useful survival mechanism for those who seek it.

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