BATCHELOR UNITED

BATCHELOR UNITED

1) Tired of living with an overbearing woman without a drop of estrogen in her system?

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2) Has she grown tiresome?

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3) Growing weary of living in her shade? Don't you need a sincere compliment?

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4) Are her girlfriends over-influencing her?

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5) Sometimes, does it feel as if her cell phone has replaced you?

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6) Honestly, with all the complaining about who does the dishes, does she really pull her weight around the house?

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7) With a memory like an elephant it's amazing she doesn't remember to keep her big fat mouth shut.

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8) The Evil Eye is a glimpse of her mean, corrosive, cunning insides.

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9) The children, oh yes, the children.

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10) Have you become her companion or her man-servant?

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As a member in BATCHELOR UNITED, one can say and do anything they want. The limit oi their free expression will be a fist in the eye or, if necessary, concrete boots. Everyone will understand and that person will never be mentioned again.

If one knows his limitations, is courteous and respectful, full of joy and love of life in this Realm, a member of BATCHELOR UNITED will always have friends.

We must exist with women. Best bet, stay silent.

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