POLITICAL PARTY NEEDED:
THE MEN'S PARTY
1) No women allowed. They are impossible to work with.
2) Respectful, strong willed, responsible men only. If you can't say "NO" to a woman, do not apply.
3) No gay men allowed. Go sit with the girls.
4) Women are responsible for their own actions. Say no more.
5) Meetings will be Robert's Rules of Order with proper discussion and procedure without drama.
6) When accumulated the proper funds, THE MEN'S PARTY, will purchase CASH, the strongest building in every village, town and city and arm it to the teeth - cannons, anti-aircraft, 24 hr sniper detail whatever the members deem necessary.
7) We will be respectful of all women when in our presence, but mercilessly ridicule them when not. We will treat them as visitors from another planet.
8) Each MEN'S PARTY meeting space shall have a steam bath, sauna, gymnasium, a kitchen and a shooting range, as well as a fully stocked bar. Maintenance of facilities workload is shared.
9) Dues will be high for some time. The intention is to bring them down ASAP.
10) THE MEN'S PARTY strives to be self sufficient and grow healthier, smarter and spiritual all by individual choice. The organization is only as good as it's member.
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