Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Checking Out*




TEN THINGS TO MENTION IN THE GROCERY LINE

1) Most of the people here will go home take off their mask and gloves, stick their hands in some filthy curs fur and expect the dog to lick their face. Dogs eat their own poop.

2) "Where are your booties?"

3) "Ever French kiss a stranger?"

4) "Stay on your square or I'm telling Mom"


5) "In 1918 they hardly had toilet paper.  The Sears catalog sat next to the commode."

6)  "I live in the meanest country on Earth."

7) "OK.  I give up, Oswald did it."

8) "Freedom isn't lost on you."


9) "More Chicagoans died this weekend of gunshot wounds this weekend than contracted the virus."

10) "Reclaim your life. Break the spell.  It's a germ."

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Literally no one has any idea how many people COVID-19 has killed

...And, it’s time everyone wised up about those daily COVID-19 fatality reports. They don’t represent the number of people it's killed. They represent the number of death certificates listing it as a cause. And those two things are most definitely NOT the same.

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