Showing posts with label pandemic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pandemic. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Checking Out*




TEN THINGS TO MENTION IN THE GROCERY LINE

1) Most of the people here will go home take off their mask and gloves, stick their hands in some filthy curs fur and expect the dog to lick their face. Dogs eat their own poop.

2) "Where are your booties?"

3) "Ever French kiss a stranger?"

4) "Stay on your square or I'm telling Mom"


5) "In 1918 they hardly had toilet paper.  The Sears catalog sat next to the commode."

6)  "I live in the meanest country on Earth."

7) "OK.  I give up, Oswald did it."

8) "Freedom isn't lost on you."


9) "More Chicagoans died this weekend of gunshot wounds this weekend than contracted the virus."

10) "Reclaim your life. Break the spell.  It's a germ."

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Literally no one has any idea how many people COVID-19 has killed

...And, it’s time everyone wised up about those daily COVID-19 fatality reports. They don’t represent the number of people it's killed. They represent the number of death certificates listing it as a cause. And those two things are most definitely NOT the same.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

An Appeal To Men*


Silly People Distancing*


Thanks, Henry

Makow Comment- What do you do if you're married to someone who believes the mass media? You don't get far calling them stupid. Your answers: hmakow@gmail.com 

Will post anonymously. 

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This Is the World That You Want; This Is the World That You Get 

I think ‘stupid’ is the perfect word. Are you afraid of your wife, Henry? I’m not afraid of mine. My wife is stupid and I tell her every day. As soon as my jailer lets me free, I’m getting away. I want to be far away from Jezebel and these energy vampires. I really do detest their stupid thinking and Feeeeelings.

I’m appealing to any male living in a relationship with a female, married or partner, to practice social distancing from her. It is the Hysterical Female Attitude that has made them the trustees of a prison, working for the Governor for free. They have locked us down, maybe they think they will have more ‘together time’ with their schmoozy, I don’t know. 

If they want to think the psychological mind-fuck that is social distancing is normal – give it to them. Don’t touch them; don’t eat their food, just stay away from their infected thinking. Right now my personal distancing from an Hysterical Female is about forty feet. That way they have to yell their idiotic argument about how this is such a great idea and maybe, just maybe, they will hear how stupid they sound. It’s just a sliver of hope. 

They will eventually start gabbing on FB with their girlfriends and find out all of them are living with miserable, freedom loving flaccid penises and realize – I know I’m reaching here – what the hell they are agreeing to is not ‘normal’. I envision hoards of distressed (more than usual) angry cunts marching on the Governors Mansion: 

LET MY HUSBAND GO!!! 

Then I’m sure one long tall brave gyno with flowing robes and hair will lead the stupid men out to the desert. After all, that is where the boxcars are. 


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In What Sense Do You Think We Are Free?

Here’s a sensible question. If the mayor of the most notable metropolis in the country can openly suggest that the government has the right to permanently shutter the doors of a church if it refuses to comply with “social distancing” guidelines, or any other edict the government finds necessary in a given moment, then what can’t the government do?

... Consider this. A junkie can wake up on a brisk morning in the streets of San Francisco, defecate on the sidewalk in plain view of onlookers, and insert a used needle into his arm to inject illegal narcotics into his veins. The cops will make no effort to stop him, for, you see, that might be a violation of his supposed “rights.” That’s much the same as it was before the coronavirus pandemic, so I should probably add that this junkie’s sleeping and social arrangements may very well be in violation of “social distancing” guidelines, also.

... To put it mildly, the social fabric is being torn apart. And for what?


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Don't Touch Your Hands!*


Let's Eat the Bitch*

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Silly People Distancing*


I’m social distancing myself from silly people, talking on the phone or writing to people who believe this whole pandemic bullshit. When the person on the line expresses worry, I’ll say, 

“ I gotta hang up.” 

“Why?” 

“Because I am practicing social distancing from silly people. I’m afraid I’m going to catch your stupid.” 

I'm glad they have the X's on the floor.  It's not virus that is contagious. It's stupidity.  I want to stay away from them, too.

Six feet is good.  It's preventing me from slapping some sense into them.

I'm changing the message on my phone. "I'm socially distancing my self from stupid people.  If you think this pandemic is real, don't ever contact me again.  I don't want to catch your stupid."

Or when I’m invited to another session of digital jail –Zoom or Skype – I’ll say: 

“No thanks. I prefer genuine people. Floating digital replicas of your faces scare me. I demand real people to communicate with.” 

The next time some idiot with magic purple gloves and mask on tries to tell me something, I’ll pretend not to understand him and force him to take his mask off. 

I’m listening to my neighbor’s garage across the street. There must be a half dozen folks smoking a bong. Good for them. 

I pedaled my bike today by the local hospital. Real quiet over there. 

The Mayor of Houston pleading with the criminal element to “take a break until this crisis is over” was pretty hilarious. If it’s one thing criminals are afraid of, it’s the flu. 

The Kaiser Permanente personnel in the hospital and clinics are not allowed to wear masks. The grocery clerk is threatened by a cloth bag. Chris Cuomo conveniently catches the bug.

Certain conditions the coronavirus may be deadly, but the stupidvirus is deadlier.  It kills rational thought, critical thinking, trust in interpersonal relations, families and friendship. It truly kills.


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Worldwide Deaths from January 1st-March 25th, 2020

Coronavirus, 21,297 deaths. 

Seasonal flu, 113,034.
Malaria, 228,095.
Suicide, 249,904.
Traffic fatalities, 313, 903 deaths.
HIV/AIDS, 390, 908 deaths.
Alcohol related deaths, 581, 598.
Smoking-related deaths, 1,162,481.
Cancer deaths, 1,909,804 deaths.
Deaths attributed to starvation, 2,382,324 deaths.
And death by abortion, 9,913,702.

SOURCE: www.worldometers.info

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Houston Police Chief: Burglaries Up 20 Percent After Coronavirus Stay-Home Orders

HOUSTON, Texas — Houston Police Department Chief Art Acevedo said burglaries in the city are up 20 percent since the issuance of “Stay-Home, Work-Safe” orders put in place by Harris County.

“Right now, burglaries have spiked 20 percent,” Chief Acevedo told Breitbart Texas in a phone interview. “Some people are seeing the shutdown of businesses as a target-rich opportunity. Habitual burglars should not be released.”