Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Sunday, July 12, 2026

So Sad...


May he have his just rewards in the afterlife...

US Senator Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness', his office says : r/news

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham dead at 71 after ‘brief and sudden’ illness : r/politics

Senator Lindsay Graham has died, aged 71 : r/news

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham dead at 71, X announcement confirms : r/politics

Senator Lindsay Graham has died, aged 71 : r/news

US Senator Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness', his office says

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu paid tribute to Graham. "Sara and I grieve with the American people over the loss of our dear friend," the prime minister said in a statement.

"Israel has lost one of its greatest friends. America has lost a great patriot. I have lost a beloved friend," Netanyahu said.

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Senator Brags About How He Manipulated Trump, 79, Into War - Lindsey Graham admitted he spoke with the leaders of two foreign countries before pushing Trump to bomb Iran. : r/JournalismNews

'Revolting' Lindsey Graham interview sends GOP pollster into a tailspin : r/Full_news

How Lindsey Graham found the only MAGA loophole : r/inthenews

Senator Lindsey Graham in a speech: “I feel good about the Republican Party. We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs. We didn’t even run out of bombs in WWII.” : r/ThePeoplesPress

‘Don’t attend in person’: Lindsey Graham issues ominous warning to journalists : r/JournalismNews

Lindsey Graham Once Joked About Breaking A Senate Record. Now He’s Spending Millions To Do It. : r/NewsSource

Senator Lindsey Graham in a speech: “I feel good about the Republican Party. We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs. We didn’t even run out of bombs in WWII.” (Horrific celebration of murder and greed - out loud!) : r/50501Movement

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President Trump paid tribute to the deceased senator, calling him "one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known," in a Truth Social post.

"He was always working, and was a true American Patriot. Lindsey will be greatly missed," Mr. Trump said.

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LINDSEY GRAHAM ─ REPTILE DEMON  TRT 1min

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Escaped Wage Slave: Bakunin says... 02

Escaped Wage Slave: Imp Follies

Escaped Wage Slave: Cockwomble*

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A Year After Trump Package, Report Shows Rich 'Got a Handout, and Working Families Got the Bill' | Common Dreams

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LIES! This is How Lindsey Graham Actually Died! – News Update TRT 7.16

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Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Dang, Wes* II


YOU FELL FOR THE COVID SCAM

It was an impulsive internet purchase. I had a recent incident, and I'm worried it may happen when I'm driving a car.

She earnestly looked at me and said, " Yes, Wes, you are absolutely correct." I fainted. Fell like a sack of potatoes. When I came to I made her repeat that statement, luckily, I was still seated on the floor. I became woozy but held on. I was there for a few minutes before I could regroup and continue the conversation.

DGobSmak, a device from YEZIYAM Industries wears like a small hearing aid attached to the ear. An itty-bitty processor and microphone inside are programmed to receive audio such as, "You know, you were right.", "Everything you said was correct.", "Dang, Wes, I should have listened to you." and 5000 other variables of the same theme. When such a comment enters my ear canal a short jolt of electricity is sent to my mandible so I can stutter, stammer and blubber to get back and keep my composure instead of passing out.

It cost a few bucks, but if something like that ever happens again, I want to be prepared.

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Thursday, February 13, 2025

Detente*


Transcript of international phone call intercepted by the NSA (Northwoods Security Agency):

TRUMP: Hi, Vlad

PUTIN: Hi, Don

T: How 'bout that Zelensky? What a mensch!

P: ... and he spells his name funny!

T: He's doing a terrific, terrific job killing his population.

P: They are like sitting ducks! My army's getting good target practice! ... and we are steadily acquiring the weapons and ammunition you and Lunchbucket sent him! I couldn't ask for anything more!

You did a helluva job killing the middle class last term... and you had them volunteer to die! I gotta hand it to you, Don. Didn't waste a bullet and leaving the survivors brain dead was pure genius. When does mopping up the lower classes start?

T: I'm afraid it may be a bit messier this time. They are always fucked up and so fucking lazy. Our labs can't produce enough fentanyl. They just want to lay around, smoke weed and stick things in their ass.

P: We just use vodka. And then we use the corpses as fuel at the power plant. Burns like Sterno.

T: Good Idea. I'm assembling my kill team. They think it's the Deportation Police! It will be up and running smoothly by the end of the year. People are not hard to fool, Vlad.

P: Himmler got bad press. Efficiency plus. That group would have killed themselves after they were done.

T: As they should. I'm dealing with a larger population and they have guns. I don't think they know how to use them, though. If we tell them, half of the people will give their guns to us. If it gets too hard we'll just roast them. Call it a 'wildfire'. They always buy that bullshit. Tell the rest we are going to Mars. An evergreen, never gets old.

P: Starvation has been our go-to for centuries. Much cleaner, explained away by the weather. Can't control the weather, huh, Don?

T: Crackin me up, pal. Elon and I go high tech over here, don't have time for that. Either way, we'll get the job done.

P: No doubt you will.

T: ... but how 'bout that gay Jewish Supreme Leader actor?

P: Which one?

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021

LOUDLY...

I WANT TO DIE!

BREATHE ON ME!

I'VE NEVER WORN A MASK

AND YOU FUCKERS HAVE FAILED ME!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Friday, November 6, 2020

Common Sense Award*

I Deserve It!

 I am one of 12% of the Wisconsin population that did not vote.  Therefore I nominate myself for the Common Sense Award of Middle America.

I spent very little time discussing the merits of  what a Trump or Biden presidency would mean and I don't think too many around here did, either. The Second Amendment Rules. I saw more "Fresh Eggs" lawn signs than "Biden/Harris".  Our county is not a  Blue Wave district. They are a good, proper, courteous society, refer once again, The Second Amendment Rules. I don't know who won the bragging rights at the bar about the highest flagpole with a Trump flag attached in their front yard.  It was 35' high, last week

Somehow, 88% of Wisconsin "voted".  Mr. Maloney, my precinct captain in the 19th Ward of long ago Chicago, carrying invalids on his back through the snow to the polls, couldn't get 88% of his registered voters to vote.  Soon these elections will be a race of the two Party Chair(wo)mens' hitting the Enter key as fast as possible.  No campaigning, just too old guys in their perspective basements, sending out Twit messages from the bunker. The media will tell you who won.  They don't lie.

Police can't arrest, Prosecutors don't prosecute.  Hardened criminals walk the streets. Governors that don't govern, but rule. Representatives that don't or can't represent.  Doctor's advise that has never been right, pharmaceuticals and vaccination without liability.  I'm glad I didn't vote.  I take no responsibility for such a muddle-headed farce.


"I got my sticker 'I Voted'." Can you explain to me, Why? To show everyone how insignificant you are?  To prove you can one be influenced by peer pressure? Proclaim you watch too much TV?, (possibly). 

Cheerleaders and ass-kissers is what constitutes American Politics (many ticks).  I've never been very good at either of those actions. I'm in the 12% of the population that can't play along.


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Ticks Lives Matter*

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2020/06/ticks-lives-matter.html

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... from Comment section of www.henrymakow.com.  I read it as poem, (EWS):

JR said (November 6, 2020):

poor ol' Mike
this guy is really swept up by all the madness
it amazes me but not too much I guess
these last few days ...
it's like the 'invasion of the body snatchers'
people are stupefied by hypnosis
I don't see a familiar face anywhere
do they enjoy the cruel mental trauma of deadset belief in bullshit? 


poor ol' Mike and the rest of them
stuck on the ground floor with all the rabble
meanwhile, the real action is a few floors up

I'm just watching directly from a building across the street
one that won't collapse and crush the idiots

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The Fake 2020 Presidential Election aka electile disfunction 
by Miles Mathis

...So what does it all mean? Well, I remind you that I didn't write this to point to vote fraud or to argue for or against Biden or Trump. Just the opposite: I wrote it to show you once again ALL the news is manufactured from the ground up, as a diversion. I feel I have to keep pushing you back to sanity, because the push from the other side is so overwhelming. I remind you once again this is all like a Hollywood movie, and is being scripted for your maximum discomfort. None of it is really happening, in the normal sense. No real votes are being counted, no real people are running for President, and no representational government is being advanced here. Nothing resembling democracy or republicanism is in evidence. Rather, what we see here is a huge psychological operation, one developed to steer you as far away from reality as possible. 

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All Hail Joe Biden !
Proper Response: All Hail Joe Biden!

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5 More Ways Joe Biden Magically Outperformed Election Norms

Surely the journalist class should be intrigued by the historic implausibility of Joe Biden’s victory. That they are not is curious, to say the least.


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November 30, 2020
A compilation of twenty alleged election ‘facts’ that don’t pass the smell test


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I am just going to say it like it is: If the average American gun owner sees a neighbor get taken away, they'll believe any lie about the neighbor the communists invent, and they'll accept it. Until there are no neighbors. They'll believe it, especially if it is always a cop car that comes to get them.What lies will be told? THIS NEIGHBOR was a child molester. It does not have to be true, but when heard, the foolish gun owner will say YEAY, they got a bad guy!. When the next neighbor is taken, they'll make an excuse: Oh, he was wanted on murder charges and managed to keep it secret. And the stupid gun owner will believe it. And when the next neighbor is taken, they'll just say they removed him because of a loan default, and the stupid gun owner will say Oh, that sucks. And when the NEXT neighbor is taken, they'll say he robbed a bank, or did something else, whatever, whatever, whatever, until there are no neighbors. AND WHEN THE POLICE THEN KNOCK ON THE STUPID GUN OWNER'S DOOR, he'll still not figure it out, he'll say violence is wrong, and the headlines will say "Rejoice! We finally nailed the last zealot! And everyone, right on down the line will be too stupid to fire a single shot.


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December 10, 2021

5 Biggest Takeaways From The Latest Review Of Wisconsin’s Rigged 2020 Election

Wisconsin is a case study in the kind of ho-hum execution of elections that chips away at Americans' confidence in our elections.


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Monday, June 8, 2020

Ticks Lives Matter*


I Live In The Woods

I live in the woods, too many mosquitoes, I've killed a aplenty. Then I realized I was a mosquitoist... and felt ashamed. I knelt down publicly to show them how heartbroken I was for the past slaughter in the mosquito community. When I got home I discovered a tick had crawled up my pants leg. I gouged it out of skin, bloody and deep... And suddenly realized I was a tickist. Shame, Oh!, Shame, I now have a tick box where I care for and raise baby ticks to be let free in the woods. It feels good. 

One day driving to town I inadvertently ran over a box turtle in the road. I tried mouth-to-mouth but to no avail. On top of the recent events, I am now a turtleist and in repentance I stand at the turtle crossing and yell and browbeat oncoming cars about the sanctity of the box turtle. There will never be another turtle death on my watch. 

I'm living in a house with two deer heads on the wall. I sure hope they died of heart attacks when the hunters found them. I'm afraid to ask. 

It's really great not to see any fisherman on the two big lakes. Fish need other fish to eat. If the old white men remove them fish won't have anything to eat. 

It rains a bit here and at times you can hear the grass grow. I have to mow the grass down chasing toads, small snakes and scattering chipmunk nests. I am responsible for creating a Jewish Holocaust like event two times a week  

I have so much guilt, I have to drink a lot.