Wesley says... 021

1) Pithy retort of the week: "Take your guilt trip and shove it up your ass."  Fell free to use it often.

2) The Governor of the State of CA demands you wear a mask INTO a bank.  

3) There is a pandemic of activistism.  There are no people of action. 

4) 51% of lies are told by women. 

5) MSM seems to have run out of names to call The Donald that haven't been used before. 

6) Lawyers are not going to lead the Revolution. 

7) Sheeple in masks I consider the Undead. 

8) The introduction of the cell phone began the the process of mental distancing. It was easy for the switch to physical distancing. Spiritual distancing was accomplished long ago. 

9) Its not Left vs. Right. It's the State vs. You. 

10) BTW, multiple vaccinations will be required. 

Wesley says... 019

Welcome to Pine Log Lodge, present host to the Pine Log Lounge.

From d to un, the House Band doesn't play songs beginning in a, b, c, songs beginning in Un and after nor v, w, x, y, or z.

Just 'cause.

1) What if God's name was 'Sudsy' and every laudermat and tavern was a Temple?

2) I don't wash the feet of black men. Every once in a while, I meet one I like. Then eventually he screws me out of money. 

3) Tattoo and IQ: We need a study. 

4) It seems you can have National Socialists, and, Socialist Nationalism.  Two different things entirely. 

5) I would like to meet the person that can repeat verbatim the "10,000 Jokes of Milton Berle".

6) Female leadership is killing us. 

7) NFL Is dead. 

8) Some people have mistaken 'chronic dissatisfaction' for 'revolutionary'.

9) The cure to Coronavirus? Throw the TV out the window. 

10) It's best to live next to a large body of water. 

Ticks Lives Matter*

I Live In The Woods

I live in the woods, too many mosquitoes, I've killed a aplenty. Then I realized I was a mosquitoist... and felt ashamed. I knelt down publicly to show them how heartbroken I was for the past slaughter in the mosquito community. When I got home I discovered a tick had crawled up my pants leg. I gouged it out of skin, bloody and deep... And suddenly realized I was a tickist. Shame, Oh!, Shame, I now have a tick box where I care for and raise baby ticks to be let free in the woods. It feels good. 

One day driving to town I inadvertently ran over a box turtle in the road. I tried mouth-to-mouth but to no avail. On top of the recent events, I am now a turtleist and in repentance I stand at the turtle crossing and yell and browbeat oncoming cars about the sanctity of the box turtle. There will never be another turtle death on my watch. 

I'm living in a house with two deer heads on the wall. I sure hope they died of heart attacks when the hunters found them. I'm afraid to ask. 

It's really great not to see any fisherman on the two big lakes. Fish need other fish to eat. If the old white men remove them fish won't have anything to eat. 

It rains a bit here and at times you can hear the grass grow. I have to mow the grass down chasing toads, small snakes and scattering chipmunk nests. I am responsible for creating a Jewish Holocaust like event two times a week  

I have so much guilt, I have to drink a lot. 

Absurdisms*

Absurdisms

Certainly anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. If you do not use the intelligence with which God endowed your mind to resist believing impossibilities, you will not be able to use the sense of injustice which God planted in your heart to resist a command to do evil.― Voltaire

1) 100 story buildings falling in 10 seconds because of an explosion on the 80th floor.

2) "I know with certainty where I was and who I was in the last 80 trillion years." - L. Ron Hubbard, Messiah or Madman

3) I'm an XX trapped in an XY body. Or vice versa.

4) Water doesn't stick to a spinning ball.

5) Dinosaurs

6) The apple fell on Newton's head, inspiring his theory of gravity. No one asked how the apple got up there.

7) Pictures from Mars

8) How does a rocket propulsion system work in the vacuum of "space"?

9) "Pinpoint" missile attacks

10) Good government