Time Wasted

TV TRIVIA CONTEST

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As soon as America stops funding Israel, the brakes on the economy, like Elmer Smoot, will be applied. Who's Elmer Smoot? Who's moving kind of slow? and where?

Richard Nixon told you to bet your bippy. Bill Clinton blew a saxophone. The President played the piano with his penis. Name the show.

Did the Beverly Hillbillies ever go to Gilligan's Island? Y/N

What was Vic Morrow's greatest scene? I suspect it was Sarge's own men who shot the Lt. How come there wasn't a comedy show about a Japanese prison camp? I've grown to pity the fool, also, T. The first episode, 1965, introduced a covert specialist team replacing the Ayatollah Khomeini - inspired character with an actor copy. It starred Bill Cosby.

With an All-Points Bulletin FBI Most Wanted they couldn't find a one-armed man after 9 years? Are there that many? Was Kookie Burns a call boy? Avery Schreiber played the lead in this futuristic, now present day, story line. A suburban housewife witch? What's so unusual about that? The first Dick is always the best, eh, Endora? I'd prefer Arnold Ziffle as a neighbor than the one I have now. I live in Frostbite Falls, MN.

We now have the Alek Trebeck stage, why don't we have an Art Fleming podium? Ken Jennings does just fine. Answer ($64,000 Question). Bob Eubanks' hometown. Always go Box #3. The Gong Show was the greatest show ever produced on TeeWee coast-to-coast. Scale: 1-10 on agreement. Go 0, if you wish. Vanna, greatest clotheshorse of all time - COAT. In the butt, Bob. Rudolph Hitler. People in my kitchen. Richard Dawson's wife appears on the Sgt. Pepper album cover. T/F

Did the Harlem Globetrotters ever go to Gilligan's Island? Y/N

Herb Tarlick. Norm. Jimmy James. Cosmo Kramer. Ed Norton. Barney Fife. Darrell and his brother Daryl. Burt Ward... even Ed McMahon but Fred Mertz, WTF? Was Rhoda funny? Y/N Who was the greatest Second Banana of all time? Dirty Dragon? Fleegle? Frazier Thomas? ... I miss Ray Raynor, Bob Bell, Sandy the Clown, Ringmaster Ned and the Big Top band. Cram it, clown.

Has a caveman ever talked to a space alien? Name the prime time show with talking dinosaur puppets and a modern dialogue? Was Imogene Coca funny? Y/N Would you go anywhere with Dr. Smith? Spock was a lizard. Did Mindy ever get a little extra-terrestrial whiz-bang from Mork? Aliens living amongst us - name as many storylines as you can.

How many episodes involve a doppelganger of Gilligan? RIP, Dawn Wells. 'My little buddy' somehow takes on a whole new twisted context. If the Professor had one arm, that would have made sense. 

 "Yes", Lovie.

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