Thursday, December 10, 2020

Election Day* II


1) Can promise eternal life and deliver.

2) Travels with his entire Cabinet (and can make a cabinet).

3) Doesn't like money-changers.

4) Will fight to the death for you.

5) Brings people together once a week for a meal.

6) Admits to an occupying foreign power in government.

7) Has a wife that is an ex-hooker, like Maureen Dean.

8) Suffers the little children, doesn't diddle them.

9) No chauffeured limousine, rides an ass.

10) Has a Health Plan full of miracles.

first published Nov 6, 2018

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