Friday, December 1, 2023

SPELLS 11


SPELLS 11
salute to Mr. A. Bierce

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DISCRIMINATION - the art of knowing which mushroom to eat

HEAVY METAL - ugly music for ugly people

PUBLIC EDUCATION - a pre-prison conditioning program.  Military recruitment may be an option out

CASINO GAMBLING - pretending to win, living to lose

MARBLES - Jimmy Carter's brain

COLLEGE FOOTBALL - the most important, and the most insignificant as far as education, curriculum of a University program.

SLAVERY - a sick mental condition brought on by assent to one's miserable situation

HONESTY - an act of self-defeat in the modern world

BEYONCE - a transvestite demon possessing a poor soul

ASH WEDNESDAY - opening day of Catholic hunting season

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS - the one time the movie was better than the book

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Announcing a Wisconsin joke competition.

The first line is :

"Eight drunks walk into a bar...

Email your jerk store reply : rnfpwr@gmail.com  All entries will be published.

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