SPELLS 11
salute to Mr. A. Bierce
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DISCRIMINATION -
the art of knowing which mushroom to eat
HEAVY METAL - ugly
music for ugly people
PUBLIC EDUCATION -
a pre-prison conditioning program.
Military recruitment may be an option out
CASINO GAMBLING -
pretending to win, living to lose
MARBLES - Jimmy
Carter's brain
COLLEGE FOOTBALL -
the most important, and the most insignificant as far as education, curriculum
of a University program.
SLAVERY - a sick
mental condition brought on by assent to one's miserable situation
HONESTY - an act of self-defeat in the modern world
BEYONCE - a transvestite demon possessing a poor soul
ASH WEDNESDAY - opening day of Catholic hunting season
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS - the one time the movie was better than the book
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Announcing a Wisconsin joke competition.
The first line is :
"Eight drunks walk into a bar...
Email your jerk store reply : rnfpwr@gmail.com All entries will be published.
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