Escaped Wage Slave: January 2026

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

DEFENDING MARQUETTE

DEFENDING MARQUETTE

HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?

TWO HUNDRED YEARS OR MORE

ARE YOU SURE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE

I'M A REINCARNATED OJIBWA CHIEF

I'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR LAND

FROM THE EUROPEAN THIEF

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A BRUTAL FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

WE'LL RIDE OUR UNICORNS INTO BATTLE

AND SLAY YOUR WARRIORS WITH PUT-DOWNS

AFTER DAYS OF FACEBOOK TATTLE

YOU WON'T SURVIVE OUR DISAPPOINTED FROWNS

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

CALL IT GITCHEE GOOME YOU SAY

IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS!

DON'T MAKE ME CRY DON'T EVEN TRY

WE'LL CALL OFF THE WAR IF YOU ARE GAY

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

WE HAVE MEN BUT THEY STAY HOME

DISHES TO DO, DOGS TO FEED, THEY LIKE TO STAY ALONE

KEEP THEM AROUND TO RIDICULE

WE WON'T LET THEM FIGHT, THEY ARE SUCH FOOLS

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

OUR SISTERS WILL JOIN US AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FORCES

OF GUILT TRIPS ARROWS, GOSSIP SPEARS

AND OUR RAINBOW COLORED HORSES

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

OUR SECRET WEAPON IS FAIRY DUST

OF WHICH WE HAVE A TON

WE WON'T GIVE UP MARQUETTE

UNTIL THE WAR IS WON

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

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Monday, January 19, 2026

Wilburrrrr RIP

Wilbur Wood passes away

Story by Mark Polishuk, MLB Trade Rumors

Wilbur Wood passes away

Longtime big league knuckleballer Wilbur Wood passed away on Saturday at age 84. A left-handed workhorse starter, Wood was a three-time All-Star over a 17-year MLB career that included stints with the White Sox, Pirates, and Red Sox.

It took Wood a while to really establish himself in the big leagues, as after making his MLB debut with Boston in 1961, Wood threw only 159 2/3 innings over 73 appearances from 1961-65. A trade from the Red Sox to the Pirates in 1964 at least gave Wood regular bullpen duty during the 1965 season, but after spending the entire 1966 campaign with Pittsburgh’s Triple-A team, he was traded to the White Sox in the move that really unlocked Wood’s career.

Future Hall-of-Famer Hoyt Wilhelm was a member of that Chicago team, and the veteran took Wood under his wing by teaching him some of the tricks of Wilhelm’s knuckleball. Wood had thrown the pitch on-and-off in the past, but under Wilhelm’s tutelage and encourage, Wood adopted the pitch on a regular basis and the rest was history. Over 292 games and 495 2/3 innings from 1967-70, Wood posted a 2.49 ERA as a fireman out of the White Sox bullpen, often tossing multiple innings in all sorts of situations as a closer, leverage set-up man, or just innings-eater.

The White Sox moved Wood back into the rotation in advance of the 1971 season, setting the table for a five-year run of numbers that seems impossible by today’s modern pitching standards. Wood posted a 3.08 ERA over 227 appearances (224 of them starts) and a whopping 1681 2/3 innings from 1971-75, leading the majors in starts four times over that span and twice leading MLB in innings. Wood’s success was recognized with a runner-up finish in AL Cy Young Award voting in 1972, and he also finished third in the Cy race in 1971 and fifth in 1973. Wood was named to the AL All-Star team in 1971, 1972, and 1974.

Even in an era when starters were expected to carry a heavier workload and four-man rotations weren’t uncommon, Wood’s knuckler-powered durability stood out. Wood’s 376 2/3 IP in 1972 is the highest single-season mark of any pitcher from 1918 to the present day. To put Wood’s 1972 season in perspective, MLB’s top two leaders in innings pitched in 2025 (Logan Webb and Garrett Crochet) combined for 412 1/3 innings last year.

Unfortunately for Wood, the White Sox weren’t particularly competitive during his five-year dream run. He became one of only a few pitchers in modern baseball history to both win and lose 20 games in a season when Wood went 24-20 in 1973. Wood won at least 20 games every year from 1971-74, and he also lost 20 more games in 1975.

Wood’s amazing run of durability ended when his kneecap was broken by a line drive off the bat of the Tigers’ Ron LeFlore in May 1976, which ended his season. Wood was never the same after the injury, as the southpaw posted a 5.11 ERA over 290 2/3 innings for Chicago in 1977-78. He decided to retire, concluding his career with a 164-156 record, a 3.24 ERA, 6.5% walk rate, and 12.7% strikeout rate over 651 games and 2684 innings.

We at MLB Trade Rumors send our condolences to Wood’s family, loved ones, and many fans. (Along with EWS. )

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

Wesley says... 098

1) If your factoid comes off a screen, more than likely it's a lie, spin or propaganda.

2) So many Smartphones, so many stupid people.

3) Dogs are draining the life force and wealth of the nation.

4) All you have to do is wear rainbow socks and you can be a hypocrite.

5) Melania is a man. Barron will be the country's first autistic President.

6) There are people who listen to Bad Bunny? Really? Seriously?

7) What scared Killer Nick's lawyers off the case so quickly?

8) In MN it was reported one owner of day care center drove a Bentley. Good work if you can get.

9) A player on Robert Morris College's basketball team was accused of shaving points by a US District Attorney. Do people actually bet on Robert Morris College basketball games and a $350/hour lawyer has nothing better to do?

10) Sometimes in winter it snows. Each time is not Storm Of The Century.

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Cruisin', Jesse?

Second City Cop

Comments on Defund These Idiots : Second City Cop

Anonymous

No surprise, fucking stupid idiots, just like our fucking mayor.

1/15/2026 12:17:22 AM

Anonymous

CTU - Dummies creating more dummies in the Chicago Public Schools!

1/15/2026 12:26:18 AM

Anonymous

The ctu alphabet:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Yeah, and they can't do math, either.

1/15/2026 12:31:25 AM

Anonymous

How dumb r the blue voters in Illinois the irony of asking the billionaire governor to make the millionaires pay their share. Governor cheeseburger is playing you morons.

1/15/2026 12:32:02 AM

Anonymous

With all the spell check out there. They have to be the biggest idiots going.

1/15/2026 12:33:35 AM

Anonymous

But....but.....it's for the kids

1/15/2026 12:42:34 AM

Anonymous

This seems to be a reoccurring theme with teachers.

1/15/2026 01:21:35 AM

Anonymous

I remember seeing a sign at Fenger H.S. about 10yrs ago responding to a burglar alarm and it advertised a former NFL player coming to speak at the school. Described him as a former linbacker not a linebacker.

1/15/2026 02:18:54 AM

Anonymous

Are they somolian illegals from the learing center or typical Chicago school graduates er pass throughs?

1/15/2026 03:14:54 AM

Anonymous

It should read “make the ultra wealthy line our corrupt criminal communist pockets” because we’re loud and shit!

Fuck the CTU commies!

1/15/2026 03:25:44 AM

Anonymous

And the morons keep sending their kids to public school, while they drive brand new fancy cars !! You get what you sow.

1/15/2026 04:28:00 AM

Anonymous

The last teachers strike they interviewed one of these creatures and she says "I haves a masters degree and I deserves higher pay." She was correct, if they have a masters they do ger paid more, unfortunately these degrees get handed out like the fake masters degree that our idiot exempts receive for public policy.

1/15/2026 04:43:34 AM

Anonymous

Just shut down CPS schools and give the students a voucher to attend the school of their choice. CPS is a total failure.

1/15/2026 05:12:53 AM

Anonymous

They never forget how to spell money and free.

1/15/2026 05:22:58 AM

SpankDaddy

They are the bestest, aren't they?

1/15/2026 05:31:20 AM

Anonymous

Definitely not the brightest bunch

1/15/2026 05:53:51 AM

Anonymous

How about a fully funded police department, at 13,500 not counting recruits as police officers? I am asking for a friend.

1/15/2026 06:14:15 AM

Anonymous

Proof in the pudding

A complete herd of idiots in education.

Disband the CTU

Give out vouchers

Defund CPS

Privatise the education system

Encourage home schooling to avoid the morons in education

1/15/2026 06:15:52 AM

Anonymous

"Me fail English? That's unpossible"

1/15/2026 06:33:47 AM

Anonymous

Yep, grab the cash from the Ultra-wealthy to make sure your incompetent, immoral, useless CTU can keep all those under-used schools and full staff on the dole.

1/15/2026 07:01:52 AM

Anonymous

I went to CPS, so I thought it was correct.

1/15/2026 07:03:56 AM

Anonymous

Several years ago, there was an article in the paper that the average SAT scores of suburban high school students were higher than the average SAT scores of CPS teachers. I believed it then and I still believe it now.

1/15/2026 07:14:40 AM

Anonymous

yea, well, you see it's like this, with a another big far raise for the teachers they themselves can then learn more

1/15/2026 07:24:49 AM

Anonymous

No it's not unbelievable look at the "Honor Students" that they "Graduate". Maybe I should say pass as they are too old to attended 8th grade.

1/15/2026 07:29:24 AM

Anonymous

Hey, to save money, how about close down those under used schools and layoff their staffs?

1/15/2026 07:55:44 AM

Anonymous

When the fuck will this CPS funding BS stop?

1/15/2026 08:18:49 AM

Anonymous

defunddummys.com

1/15/2026 08:21:00 AM

Anonymous

Can't spell or even figure out how to use pell check.

1/15/2026 08:25:27 AM

Anonymous

Spell check doesn't catch errors when there's all caps.

1/15/2026 08:48:49 AM

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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Lead The Way, Fatass

California Shows How To Lose $1 Trillion Without Even Trying – Issues & Insights

California’s ‘Get Out Now’ Tax – Issues & Insights

The Great Divorce Continues – Issues & Insights

Do Californians Realize How Badly They’re Getting Ripped Off? – Issues & Insights

Google Co-Founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page Reduce Ties to California - The New York Times

A trillion here, a trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money in California - American Thinker

Chamath Palihapitiya on X: "Unfortunate update as of today: More calls from friends. The total wealth that has left California is now $1T. We had $2T of billionaire wealth just a few weeks ago. Now, 50% of that wealth has left - taking their income tax revenue, sales tax revenue, real estate tax revenue" / X

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR PANICS as Thousands of Truckers FLEE the State (Shelves Empty)

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It was the bestest of times and the worstest of times. It's going in the drink. - EWS

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Sunday, January 4, 2026

They Gotchya

Steven J. Smith, author of National Security Agency (NSA) – Part 1. Citadel of evil, Part 2. A Prison For The Mind, Part 3. Collateral Damage

“The American government, ostensibly engaged in protecting the lives and property of American citizens, is simultaneously (and covertly) stripping those very same citizens of their wealth, security, and freedom. To be blunt, the American government is using NSA-controlled psychics in a secret war against its own citizenry. The ultimate goal being to turn every single man, woman, and child living in America, into a government-controlled slave laborer. It has taken 50+ years, but the transformation of America from a bastion of freedom and democracy, into a vast slave labor camp spanning an entire continent, is almost complete. Slavery does not require guards with guns, or cells with bars, or even awareness of enslavement. If you can build a prison for the mind…

The NSA (national security agency) was created in 1952, is headquartered at Fort Meade Maryland, and administered by the United States Department of Defense (DoD). Government generated disinformation portrays the NSA as strictly involved in the collection and analysis of foreign communications. In other words, electronic surveillance of foreign countries. Although specifically bared from domestic surveillance of American citizens by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) of 1978, the NSA has recently admitted to limited spying on American citizens. If this were the limit of NSA transgressions, the essay you’re about to read would not be necessary. Sadly, the NSA is engaged in illegal activities that make electronic eavesdropping on American citizens seem almost trivial by comparison.

The NSA is involved in some of the most heinous crimes and vicious acts of barbarism ever perpetrated on humanity. Even the monstrous autocracies committed by WWII Nazi war criminals pale in comparison to the crimes of the NSA. This document concerns it self with nothing less than the wholesale medical experimentation, torture and outright murder of American children, some less than six years old. The rationale behind these despicable acts? To create a secret slave army of government-controlled super psychics, which at present, number in the tens of thousands. The solders (both men and women) of this vast psychic army live and die at the whims of DNI (director of national intelligence) and NCA (national command authority). Its ironic that Nazi biologists and doctors involved in human experimentation, relocated to America in the aftermath of WWII (under Operation Paperclip), were the precursors responsible for this foul excursion into the darkest corners of evil and depravity.”

Entities Behind Global Psychotronic/Cognitive Warfare-Organized Stalking-“Nonconsensual Human Experimentation”-Torture-Murder-Techno-Enslavement Black Program (Project Puppet): Testimonial Evidence From Targeted Individuals, Military-Intelligence Personnel & Agencies, Scientists, Authors & Others For Ad Hoc, De Facto Grand Jury (YOU!) – Gang Stalking, Mind Control, and Cults

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Saturday, January 3, 2026

Rude Questions 4

RUDIMENTARY QUESTIONS 4

1) Isn't having your throat slashed an assassins' mode of killing? Many domestic killings throughout the land and time, how many involve throat slashing? Starwhackers, or avoiding them, anyone?

2) It seems all prosecutorial evidence is arrived at by convenience store cameras. Here they show Killer Nick strolling through the aisles la-dee-da, buying a Coke, ho hum, just hours after the dirty dead. He had to have been most recently covered head to toe in blood. Just shopping. Also, in the video was Tyler Robinson and Michael Brown.

3) Killer Nick was in rehab 18 times. Michele Reiner was the photographer of DJT with the Central Park backdrop on the cover his book The Art of the Deal. First call to Responders was 3.30 PM. Does this story stink like Limburger cheese at Rosen's deli?

4) The Courts sealed the case. No information to be exposed about 'the incident'. Is there anything suspicious about that? Or is Hollywood exempt? OJ had his day.

5) Just dang convenient to have the shooter at Brown University in Providence also the killer of a MIT professor in Boston. The fact he was found two days dead clears up that little mystery. Great police work. Kudos to law enforcement.

5) They had a million files on Jeffrey Epstein and NOBODY arrested him. Why? Please explain. I'm dumb as a brick.

6) I understand it's symbolic and all, Don, but is it a good idea to make a boat out of gold? You know, on a practical level. Please don't have me shot.

7) Has anyone asked why this nation has anything to do with Ukraine, the Ashkenazi homeland?

8) Why is hot in the valley and cold on the mountain top?

9) Can't seem to get a rocket into Space these days. How come? Why is that?

10) With Lake Powell reaching Dead Pool status, stopping all generated electric power from LA to Vegas to Phoenix and beyond. No water for the entire region agriculture nor urban. Valero gasoline refinery in Benecia, CA is closing the entire works in the coming year taking their profits with them and leaving a toxic waste dump for us, nothing new. No electric power, no water and no energy production coming soon. You guys going to be alright?

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Friday, January 2, 2026

Labor Off The Raels

... What does the symbol mean? Well for one it means paradism but what does paradism mean? We will let Raël, founder and high priest of Raëlism, tell you himself.

“a way to get rid of money and when you get rid of money you get rid of classes. There is no more class war like Karl Marx said. Its communism but when communism was created it replaced rich people with a class of slaves but thanks to technology we don’t need any more working class. We can replace progressively the working class by machine, robots, computer, nanotechnology and suddenly nobody has to work. Everyone should have the right when their born to have food forever, social service forever, healthcare forever and a house forever without working because work can be done by robots, nanotechnology, computers and all the new technology. So this is the end of the class war, the end of the separation between rich and poor. Before with communism everybody’s poor with paradism everybody’s rich.” Raël said this thirteen years ago but currently on his web site under ‘The Final Collapse’ he says, “That’s exactly what Paradism is about you will no longer own anything and you will be happy.” (40)

Raëlism, Rabbis in the Froot Loops, Swastika and the Cross II by Jack Heart & Rogue Wave - The Human: Jack Heart, Orage and Friends

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Happy New Year -EWS

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Harlan Girard, (#17 TI below), veteran, businessman

k) “HVT – Acronym: High Value Target. These individuals include politicians, influential journalists, business executives, entrepreneurs, popular entertainers, innovative educators, scientists, etc.”

“The American government, ostensibly engaged in protecting the lives and property of American citizens, is simultaneously (and covertly) stripping those very same citizens of their wealth, security, and freedom. To be blunt, the American government is using NSA-controlled psychics in a secret war against its own citizenry. The ultimate goal being to turn every single man, woman, and child living in America, into a government controlled slave laborer. It has taken 50+ years, but the transformation of America from a bastion of freedom and democracy, into a vast slave labor camp spanning an entire continent, is almost complete. Slavery does not require guards with guns, or cells with bars, or even awareness of enslavement. If you can build a prison for the mind…”

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