CELL PHONE DIVORCE
YOU COME TO BED AT NIGHT GLOWING
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT YOU ANSWER ITS CALL
DIDN'T YOU SEE? I SENT YOU A TEXT.
I LOVE YOU, DARLING (emoji)
ITS A CELL PHONE
DIVORCE
IT GIVES HER ALL
SHE NEEDS
AND VIBRATES, TOO
AND VIBRATES, TOO
YOUR CONSTANT
COMPANION
FULFILLS ALL YOUR
DREAMS
DIDN'T YOU SEE? I SENT YOU A TEXT.
I LOVE YOU, DARLING (emogi)
ITS A CELL PHONE
DIVORCE
IT GIVES HER ALL
SHE NEEDS
AND VIBRATES, TOO
AND VIIIIIBBBRRRRRAAAATESSSSS, TOOOOOO
IF YOU ARE PAYING
HER CELL PHONE BILL
DUMB ASS BONIFIDES
FACE IT, SHE'S
GONE.
WEARING GOLF SHOES ON YOUR HEART,
SHE LIVES WITH A
CREATURE THAT DOESN'T FART
AND IS ALWAYS THERE
FOR HER.
SHE IS VERY HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.
DIDN'T YOU SEE? I SENT YOU A TEXT.
I LOVE YOU, DARLING (emogi)
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