DEFENDING MARQUETTE

  

DEFENDING MARQUETTE 

HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?

TWO HUNDRED YEARS OR MORE

ARE YOU SURE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE

I'M A REINCARNATED OJIBWA CHIEF

I'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR LAND 

FROM THE EUROPEAN THIEF

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A BRUTAL FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

WE'LL RIDE OUR UNICORNS INTO BATTLE

AND SLAY YOUR WARRIORS WITH PUT-DOWNS

AFTER DAYS OF FACEBOOK TATTLE

YOU WON'T SURVIVE OUR DISAPPOINTED FROWNS

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

CALL IT GITCHEE GOOME YOU SAY

IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS!

DON'T MAKE ME CRY DON'T EVEN TRY

WE'LL CALL OFF THE WAR IF YOU ARE GAY

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

WE HAVE MEN BUT THEY STAY HOME

DISHES TO DO, DOGS TO FEED, THEY LIKE TO STAY ALONE

KEEP THEM AROUND TO RIDICULE

WE WON'T LET THEM FIGHT, THEY ARE SUCH FOOLS

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

OUR SISTERS WILL JOIN US AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FORCES

OF GUILT TRIPS ARROWS, GOSSIP SPEARS

AND OUR RAINBOW COLORED HORSES

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

OUR SECRET WEAPON IS FAIRY DUST

OF WHICH WE HAVE A TON

WE WON'T GIVE UP MARQUETTE

UNTIL THE WAR IS WON

THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

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