Saturday, December 14, 2024

SPELLS 16


SPELLS 16
salute to Mr. A. Bierce

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LOVE -  emotional fog.  It delays where you are going and were meant to be.

SINCERITY- informal dismissal 

NEIGHBORS - an ever watchful group of snitches

INCLUSION – everyone but you

HONESTY – one sure-fire way to lose friends

PEOPLE – disagreeable robots that fart

TRUTH – still out there for Generation  X-files

DIVERSITY – bringing people together by categorizing them

EQUITY – a social process of making the tall short, the short tall, the fat skinny, the skinny fat, the smart dumb, and the dumb smart

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Friday, December 13, 2024

Where We Are 2024

“What? Me worry?” – Philosopher icon Alfred E. Neumann.

AMERICA 2024

“What? Me worry?” – Philosopher icon Alfred E. Neumann.

When talking to a young, unfamiliar woman and she mentions her husband, the question presented as, “Does your husband have a dick?”, is totally proper.

Assume all black people are victims even as they terrorize your neighbors and family.

Drug addiction is a life style choice and their rights should be protected.


Any of today’s sports, political, or legal results are pre-planned, scripted, and historically recorded for prosperity.

The nation of Israel is the USA’s ally and friend.

Earth is a globe and Space is endless and quiet.  Soon we will all have flying cars.

The fact young people can’t make change at the cash register shouldn’t bother you.

Sticking things in your ass for enjoyment is normal behavior, and healthy.

When Jesus comes back, boy oh boy, that will be something.

Paradise, CA 2018'wildfire' - houses burn, trees don't

When Unidentified Flying Objects are in the sky above you, just know they are there for a reason.

I’m advocating changing ‘E Pluribus Unum’ to ‘I Don’t Know’.  It seems the appropriate time.

Tule Lake Interment Camp, N. California 1942

Solar energy is great, even though, the sun sets every day.  And batteries are a toxic nightmare.

Nostalgia is a great place for my mind to live and my phone is my best friend.


I SEE STUFF 2025: Oprah is quietly being discussed in Catholic circles for canonization towards sainthood… dead matter will pile up… the invisible virus/spirits/God/devil/nuclear bomb/serial killer/one lone crazy gunman and Mommy/Daddy issues will torment us once again… trusting my lying eyes, I’m all in… many DJTs/UFOs/war theaters will appear… might be, could be, it is – the Chicago White Sox in an incredible team turn around win the World Series… the policy of armed thugs taking people to the Camps will stale, but the reasons for apprehensions will be broadened  quickly and continued unabated… Mama Bear – ism will finally suffocate us all…

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Friday, December 6, 2024

COVID Review 2024



COVID Review 2024

1) Strangers sticking things in your body is called RAPE. And you volunteered?

2) Oxygen kills viruses. And you, DUMB ASS, wore a mask constricting supply. If it comes out of your body, you don't put it back in, STUPID ASS.

3) A mask makes one resemble C3PO, the Star Wars robot. Is that the fashion you want? a non-person? GO DIE. I want human people in my life.

4) A State mandate is dictatorship. And you voted him back in. A population of FOOLS.

5) Adult adopted children needn’t search for their biological parents. Everyone's DNA is the same now. WE are ONE now, nothing special.

6) The practice of shunning has been engrained into the social fabric. Cowards afraid of their shoes. BOO! AH CHOO! I'm a DRAMA QUEEN!!!

7) Less donkeys, more hay for Social Security. How thankful am I for those that removed themselves from the trough. TRUE HEROES.

8) Next, cancer will be tied to sunspots, heart attacks of Olympic athletes normal, and a dementia patient will be receiving his college degree, another EXPERT in his field.

9) Why must I deal with YOUR brain fog? I'm not doing your thinking. I have my own self-inflicted problems to deal with.

10) First blood transfusion I receive will begin my transition into a soulless Stepford wife. Medical tyranny will prevail. Joining the Jehovah Witness's won't help.

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TOWARDS A BETTER WORLD

1) One day I'm going to tune into NPR and the lead story will be: All the Black People Are Happy.

2) The nation of Israel will apologize for being Jewish.

3) A woman with a brain in her head will emerge and teach the other 3 billion how to think.


4) Cannibals, vampires and zombies won't be exalted.

5) The Chicago White Sox won't be the worst team in baseball. The Cubs will be.

6) Guns would have an expiration date.

7) Unity won't be so divisive.

8) Concentration camps will be ancient history.


9) Love will materialize.

10) What people do with their genitals won't be so important.

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Social Solutions 008 ChiEdu

 

SOCIAL SOLUTION 008
Childhood Education

I'd say it's good idea to post the Holy Bible Ten Commandments in the school rooms.

Texans - ya'll are geniuses!

Some children are very sharp. They don't like to be lied to. They can smell bullshit. It's an early learning curve on the harsher things in life for some youngins'. I can see about 3rd grade a few are going to ask about Good Ole #5 (or 4, depending) Thou Shall Not Kill. Their uncles go deer hunting every year. An old lady in town shot an intruder dead in her home recently. And now his oldest brother is in the US Army stationed in the Mideast. Television entertainment is focused on murder. I see killing and murder and war my whole life and now you are telling me God says it's wrong? Well, nobody listens to God.

Still, it's the only good one, #5. Impossible to live up to, indeed. There is plenty of little black souls in Carpenter Ant Heaven, RIP July 2024. Restaurants know their way around hamburgers around here. Is the desire to kill the actual sin? All in all, It's a beautiful expression dedicated to maintaining and fostering life. Go tell the Generals.

The other 9 are a hodge podge of bullshit. I got a call from an old friend and I asked what he has been up to? He said, "I'm fucking my neighbors' wife." After I stopped laughing he gave me some context. You see, neighbors for 23 years, her husband left for Young Pussy Land last year. They are selling the farm and divorcing, her 64 yr old self is moving in with my 75 year old friend. Sounds quaint and they are loving it, last I heard.

Is Thou Shalt Not Steal in there? We need God to tell us? How about The Stealer gets treated like Sheriff Bill treated English Bob from The Unforgiven? A good ass beating gives a life long lesson, if it doesn't, start cutting off fingers.

If someone is in financial debt, that person has nothing to covet. He/She's a front. The bank owns it. You ain't going to get it. Admire Honest Success and Hard Work is a better rewrite. Editing is especially difficult chiseling into stone.

If HE is the One and Only God, why the hell did he send JeeBiz, his One and Only Son? Now we must deal with two Jew gods with th Anti-Christ on the doorstep, a third Jew god. It's all so confusing... but not really when you think about it. The Shepard leads the sheep to the slaughterhouse even though he truly loves them by putting his boots backwards on the rear legs.

Why would I take his name in vain? I can't because I'm not allowed to say his name. I can't pronounce four consonants, I'll call Him Joe.

Fuck off, Joe. You are no help. A 3rd grader can see that.

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