Sunday, June 7, 2020

PUSSY HUSBAND


PUSSY HUSBAND 

CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY, DEAR?
NO, DEAR, I WON'T BLOW IT ON BEER
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY HONEY, DEAR
NO. I DON'T GET DRUNK BECAUSE I DON'T CARE

CHORUS: I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU      
                   YOU KNOW THAT IS TRUE
                    YOU PICK OUT MY CLOTHES IN THE MORNING
                     I'VE BEEN YOUR SERVANT
                     SINCE I SAID "I DO"

WHERE AM I GOING, YOU ASK?
I PROMISE I WON'T DRIVE FAST
BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER THE PAST
FISHING FOR WOMEN, YOU WERE MY FIRST CAST

CHORUS: I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU      
                   YOU KNOW THAT IS TRUE
                    YOU PICK OUT MY CLOTHES IN THE MORNING
                     I'VE BEEN YOUR SERVANT
                     SINCE I SAID "I DO"

LIE TO YOU, BABY? I COULDN'T DO THAT
NO, NO, NO YOU ARE NOT FAT
DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE YOUR NAME ON MY TAT?
I DON'T MIND YOU TREAT ME LIKE A DOOR MAT

CHORUS: I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU      
                   YOU KNOW THAT IS TRUE
                    YOU PICK OUT MY CLOTHES IN THE MORNING
                     I'VE BEEN YOUR SERVANT
                     SINCE I SAID "I DO"

1 comment:

  1. You know my brother? lol
    I lost respect for him since he said "I do".

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