Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Absurdisms*



Absurdisms

Certainly anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. If you do not use the intelligence with which God endowed your mind to resist believing impossibilities, you will not be able to use the sense of injustice which God planted in your heart to resist a command to do evil.― Voltaire

1) 100 story buildings falling in 10 seconds because of an explosion on the 80th floor.

2) "I know with certainty where I was and who I was in the last 80 trillion years." - L. Ron Hubbard, Messiah or Madman

3) I'm an XX trapped in an XY body. Or vice versa.


4) Water doesn't stick to a spinning ball.

5) Dinosaurs

6) The apple fell on Newton's head, inspiring his theory of gravity. No one asked how the apple got up there.

7) Pictures from Mars

8) How does a rocket propulsion system work in the vacuum of "space"?

9) "Pinpoint" missile attacks

10) Good government


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