Contagious Ass Kiss

THE AMERICAN KISS

The French Kiss is all about sense and

sexuality

The American Kiss is all about cents

and insensibility

America - the

land where we kiss rich men's asses!

Smack! smack! smack! ker-smack!

America won

the Olympic GOLD medal

in kissed rich men's asses!

Kiss rich men's asses - it's

as we Americans do -

and we do it well

All America's

top leaders went to Asskiss

University

The Asskiss U cheer:

Ass! Kiss! Ass! Kiss! Ass! Kiss! Ass!

Kiss! Ass! Kiss! Ass! Kiss!...

-David Shove, Show Me the Money! zine Winter/Spring 2009