My Mandates*

1) I mandate you suck my dick.

2) I mandate you shut your stupid mouth if you don't know what you are talking about.

3) I mandate you lose some weight, Fat Ass.

4) I mandate you take your Smart Phone and shove it up your ass.

5) I mandate you have sincere concern for others, not just yourself.

6) I mandate you read a book, made of paper, with something being said in such book.

7) I mandate you get your head out of your ass.

8) I mandate you judge people as they present themselves before you.

9) I mandate for all the incredibly stupid people around me to continue with the inoculation program.

10) I mandate you love everyone but niggers, wetbacks and kikes.

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