1) Kamala Harris is going to take away guns with dictatorial power.
2) Elizabeth Warren is going to absolve college debt.
3) Andy the Bartender is going to eliminate planes and cars, and farting cows.
4) Gropin' Joe Biden has more skeletons than closets.
5) Beto O'Rourke wants open borders.
6) Bernie Sanders wants convicted felons to vote.
7) Howard Shultz is going to give you a free cup of coffee for your vote and let you use his filthy bathroom whenever you need it.
8) Peter Buttgieg is Harvard educated, gay, and oppressed.
9) Cory Booker is a son of IBM executives, Cambridge graduate, oppressed and black.
10) Hillary has been dead a long time.
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