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Monday, July 10, 2023

It's A Practice

THINGS YOU MAY HEAR FROM AN A.M.A. DOCTOR

1) "Don't do anything."

2) 'I don't know.'

3) "Here. Take these..."

4) "Medicare? See you in two weeks."

5) "Go online and make an appointment with a specialist."

6) Notes: "Patient is delusional."

7) "My physician's assistant will take it from here."

8) "We have a pill that convinces you the medication is working."

9) "Call the hospital. Get an operating room ready. Let's make some big money."

10) "I can't say if you will get well."

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