1) Can promise eternal life and deliver.
2) Travels with his entire Cabinet (and can make a cabinet).
3) Doesn't like moneychangers.
4) Will fight to the death for you.
5) Brings people together once a week for a meal.
6) Admits to an occupying foriegn power in government.
7) Has a wife that is an ex-hooker, like Maureen Dean.
8) Suffers the little children, doesn't diddle them.
9) No chauffeured limousine, rides an ass.
10) Has a Health Plan full of miracles.
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