Thursday, March 2, 2023

Memo to Paul



MEMO TO PAUL VALLAS

Larry Lightfoot was dismissed as Mayor of Chicago recently. Like she said, “How can I succeed? I’m black and a woman.” No argument there, Mrs. Frankenstein.

This leaves for the run-off election with two candidates. Mr. Paul Vallas, a career bureaucrat plying his skills in large urban areas for 30 years. He has the backing of whatever is left of the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 7.

A progressive BLM loving police de-funder is Brandon Johnson. Everything is just going to get better with his good wishes and fairy dust.  Midnight basketball and other BS. He also wants to raise taxes in the highest taxed city in the nation.

(55 schools have NO students reading, writing or doing math to their grade level)


Have I lost faith in whatever rationality is left in the common man? Can I possibly believe the citizens of Chicago would accept a result that Johnson would be the mayor? I’m pressing forward that Vallas will win on April 4th and I have a slogan and a policy he could campaign on in the coming weeks:

CASTRATION AND STARVATION

Policy: If sentenced to Cook County Jail, upon arriving you will be gelded. All women will be spayed.

You will serve your complete sentence. Food will be provided for one half of the current population of the jail. It will be delivered by dump truck to the center meeting area nightly. Knives, forks, spoons included, the leftovers from the Gigantic School Lunch scam of the Chicago Public School system... Only then will the prisoners be released from their cells. Two hours later, the shock collars will torture them back to their cells and cleanup will commence with CAT Bobcats taking the refuse to the incinerator to return as heat for the facility.

Providing there is a Judge with a backbone, I propose that this policy will go a long way to clean up rampant violent crime currently raging throughout the city proper. I believe after initial implementation, and a short time, maybe five years, the city can be a safe and prosperous place to live.

I do not recommend an end-date for the policy,

Sincerely.

EWS

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Buh Bye Chicago*


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