Showing posts with label Groot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Groot. Show all posts

Thursday, March 2, 2023

Memo to Paul



MEMO TO PAUL VALLAS

Larry Lightfoot was dismissed as Mayor of Chicago recently. Like she said, “How can I succeed? I’m black and a woman.” No argument there, Mrs. Frankenstein.

This leaves for the run-off election with two candidates. Mr. Paul Vallas, a career bureaucrat plying his skills in large urban areas for 30 years. He has the backing of whatever is left of the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 7.

A progressive BLM loving police de-funder is Brandon Johnson. Everything is just going to get better with his good wishes and fairy dust.  Midnight basketball and other BS. He also wants to raise taxes in the highest taxed city in the nation.

(55 schools have NO students reading, writing or doing math to their grade level)


Have I lost faith in whatever rationality is left in the common man? Can I possibly believe the citizens of Chicago would accept a result that Johnson would be the mayor? I’m pressing forward that Vallas will win on April 4th and I have a slogan and a policy he could campaign on in the coming weeks:

CASTRATION AND STARVATION

Policy: If sentenced to Cook County Jail, upon arriving you will be gelded. All women will be spayed.

You will serve your complete sentence. Food will be provided for one half of the current population of the jail. It will be delivered by dump truck to the center meeting area nightly. Knives, forks, spoons included, the leftovers from the Gigantic School Lunch scam of the Chicago Public School system... Only then will the prisoners be released from their cells. Two hours later, the shock collars will torture them back to their cells and cleanup will commence with CAT Bobcats taking the refuse to the incinerator to return as heat for the facility.

Providing there is a Judge with a backbone, I propose that this policy will go a long way to clean up rampant violent crime currently raging throughout the city proper. I believe after initial implementation, and a short time, maybe five years, the city can be a safe and prosperous place to live.

I do not recommend an end-date for the policy,

Sincerely.

EWS

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Buh Bye Chicago*


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Saturday, October 3, 2020

Look. Point. Laugh. Leave.

Second City Cop

What the Actual Hell?
Remind us again....who called whom a clown?
October 1, 2020

from the Comments section:

You are getting stupider each day, Groot. Get off the gummies.

Who in Harry Hall's hell
ordered up THIS festival
in fuckery?

Tactical squeegee operator at a peep show?

You know that nightmare where you go to work in your pj's?

Did she get those gloves free with her toilet brush?

I can’t till Thanksgiving where she appear as the turkey and Pritzker will be the ham.

WOW! just WOW

Come on people I am sure you will agree that the mask improves her looks. Kind of hides the ugly bug eyes. She was just practicing for her next gig. She will be lucky to secure employment as one of those corner sign carriers advertising locations going out of business. Would be appropriate since her ignorant policies have killed so many once thriving Chicago businesses.

It's a good look for her. She should wear it every day.

If the hamburgler had a daughter. Trick or trick, Chicago.

Personally, I think she never looked better.


All that money Groot has and she goes with the Don King hair-do....

This idiot should dress up like chalkie when she talks about the people getting shotified.

We need law and order. Either have her resign or throw her incompetent ass out of office. Start the process, politically, N O W.

LL could use some "humanizing"---but she should consider hiring a professional to help with her image...Murder Mayor dressed in homemade outfit branded with a hard to find cleaning product is not a good look.

Rodeo Clowns have more dignity.

As Rome burned, Nero fiddled. As Chicago burns, Groot clowns.

This is the perfect example of the old saying,"A picture is worth a thousand words.".

Whut?
Who'she?
Da Brown Hornet or sump'n?

Maybe she can play dress-up and confront the looters head-on during the next riot.

One bright spot is Prickwinkle gets to think, "I lost to that!"

This Bitch accuses Donald Trump of being mentally unstable. WTF. Among her Halloween restrictions are no house parties. Who is this POS to tell me who I can or cannot invite into my house. God help us if Biden gets elected.