Clarence, Where Are You?
A man who told police he "just wanted to go for a swim" apparently jumped into the Chicago River this morning near Clark Street and Wacker Drive, police said.
Escaped Wage Slave - Wisdom No One Wants - a big fat I Told You So project - Battling IOMS (Grandpa Simpson Disease) - Don't call me 'white'. - Dance, please - mass shootings in Chicago don't count - Where's Hitler's scrotum? - NICE! - I get an 'A', Professor? - No intelligent life outside my fishbowl - Wesley Everest has died. He was afflicted with a deep sense of attachment that led to nothing. No sense calling the Sheriff, that would be wasting everyone's time.
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