Holiday Hints II*

No Ma'am

Well, the holidays are here and I have to sit through more endless gossip and small talk with your women friends. Here's a few hints, Honey, on surviving with me the next couple of weeks:

1) Don't finish my sentence for me. Ever.

2) When one of the ladies asks me a direct question; I answer it. Not you.

3) Tell a "cute" story about me and I will get up and leave.

4) Do not correct any statement from me in front of your friends.

5) Don't mention my bathroom habits.

6) Phony compliments are just that, phony.

7) Questions about my children are mine to answer.

8) Talking about people not there is rude. Speaking about people sitting next to you is insulting.

9) Siding with the Big Bully Woman (and there is always one) will promote my disappearance.

10) Recognize bad company the way I do.

Re-posted from November 27, 2018

Words of Love*

NO MA'AM

https://escapedwageslave.blogspot.com/2018/10/grrl-power.html

 Red Flag quotes from Women In My Past:

1) "You don't know how to communicate."  I do.

2) "I know what you are going to say before you say it."  I get it.  You are bored with me.

3) "You think _______ (fill in blank)." How do you know?

4) "You are supposed to _______ (fill in blank)."  No, not necessarily.

5) "I have my rights." Riiiigghht.

6) "I will give you a choice."  No, I will leave.

7) "You are a(n) a) dork b) loser c) asshole." Buh bye

8) "You think all you have to do is provide."  How's that job working out?

9) "Put on your big boy pants." I can't. You are wearing them.

10) "Oh, there you go again." Not coming back

Holiday Hints*

No Ma'am

Well, the holidays are here and I have to sit through more endless gossip and small talk with your women friends. Here's a few hints, Honey, on surviving with me the next couple of weeks:

1) Don't finish my sentence for me.  Ever.

2) When one of the ladies asks me a direct question; I answer it.  Not you.

3) Tell a "cute" story about me and I will get up and leave.

4) Do not correct any statement from me in front of your friends.

5) Don't mention my bathroom habits.

6) Phony compliments are just that, phony.

7) Questions about my children are mine to answer.

8) Talking about people not there is rude.  Speaking about people sitting next to you is insulting.

9) Siding with the Big Bully Woman (and there is always one) will promote my disappearance.

10) Recognize bad company the way I do.