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I WANT A WOMAN ...
1) that doesn't own a cell phone.
2) that doesn't talk without thinking.
3) that has one girlfriend.
4) that isn't shallow.
5) that can hold a conversation on many subjects.
6) that isn't condescending.
7) that isn't a snob.
8) that has resolved their Daddy issues.
9) that enjoys life, is grateful, and doesn't constantly complain.
10) that enjoys a man's company.
11) without a tattoo.
THEY DON'T EXIST, I KNOW. I'M SCREAMING INTO THE VOID.
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George Orwell once wrote women are always and inevitably on the side of the state. He wasn't being misogynistic, he was making a psychological observation. In his view, women, particularly in their role as caregivers and moral enforcers, tend to prioritize safety and compassion over risk and freedom, and that instinct, while natural, is easily weaponized by totalitarian systems. When conformity is marketed as compassion, control is rebranded as care, the state taps into the feminine psyche to enforce ideological obedience.
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Those are some pretty good criteria. I would like a man like that.
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DeleteYou are looking for a unicorn but it sure is a great “want” list. If you live in the states you probably should leave to find said woman…. Best of luck!
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