Saturday, March 29, 2025

KILL SHOT


KILL SHOT - regards to Stevie Ray


FIRST THERE WAS ONE SHOT

THEN THERE WAS TWO

FAUCI SAID A THIRD SHOT 

AND A BOOSTER, TOO

> AND THAT'S THE KILL SHOT, BABY

   THAT'S A DRAG

   AND THAT'S THE KILL SHOT

   PUT GRANNY IN A BODY BAG


STRANGERS STICKING THINGS IN YOUR BODY

IS NORMALLY CALLED RAPE

RUNNING TO THE DOCTOR

WILL ONLY SEAL YOUR FATE

> THEY GOT THE KILL SHOT, MAN

   AND THAT'S A DRAG

   THEY GOT THE KILL SHOT, MY DEAR

   PLEASE DON'T VOLUNTEER


SMOTHER YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO

OXYGEN IS FOR ME, THANKS

THEY WANT TO KILL US ALL

WITHOUT A BULLET, CANNON OR TANK

> YOU GOT THE GENE THERAPY

   MAN, THAT'S A DRAG

   YOU'RE NOT THE SAME MAN, MAN

   ROBOTIZED, ON A TIME LAG

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Escaped Wage Slave: EWS Songs

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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Wesley says... 90


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1) A man with the family Goldberg is incapable of telling the truth.

2) Honestly, did anyone BELIEVE any of that recent astronaut/ISS bullshit?


3) The guilt trip of being responsible for starving South Sudan babies because funds from the US Treasury are not being turned into food and formula doesn't stick to me.

4) How can there be a WAR in Gaza when one side doesn't have weapons? The other has fighter jets and 2000 lb bombs.


5) Why is it .00001 of the population command so much genital attention?

6) The NBA is a Harlem Globetrotter reenactment nightly.


7) Chicago was just named Murder Capital of the Year for the 7th consecutive time. First time you heard that, I bet.

8) Is Hollywood still an influence on You?


9) It's so quaint to remember Organized Labor once had a seat at the table, a voice to be listened to. Zombies, Robots and Wage Slaves don't need representation, I suppose.

10) Beware the Peacemaker!

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Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Dang, Wes* II


YOU FELL FOR THE COVID SCAM

It was an impulsive internet purchase. I had a recent incident, and I'm worried it may happen when I'm driving a car.

She earnestly looked at me and said, " Yes, Wes, you are absolutely correct." I fainted. Fell like a sack of potatoes. When I came to I made her repeat that statement, luckily, I was still seated on the floor. I became woozy but held on. I was there for a few minutes before I could regroup and continue the conversation.

DGobSmak, a device from YEZIYAM Industries wears like a small hearing aid attached to the ear. An itty-bitty processor and microphone inside are programmed to receive audio such as, "You know, you were right.", "Everything you said was correct.", "Dang, Wes, I should have listened to you." and 5000 other variables of the same theme. When such a comment enters my ear canal a short jolt of electricity is sent to my mandible so I can stutter, stammer and blubber to get back my composure instead of passing out.

It cost a few bucks, but if something like that ever happens again, I want to be prepared.

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Monday, March 17, 2025

Patio Furniture Time

 

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THE GOO ZOO II




first published Friday, August 25, 2023

THE GOO ZOO

LIVING AT THE GOOZOO

GOOGLE ANIMALS IN A GOOGLE ZOO

ALWAYS BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO

IT BEEPS, IT RINGS, WHISTLES I ANSWER

LOOKING AT THIS SCREEN WILL GIVE ME BRAIN CANCER


I DON'T CARE!


I NEED THE BYTS AND THE BITS AND THE BITS AND THE BYTS

THE GIGA MEGA TETRA BLUE SCREEN LIGHTS

WHERE DO IT GO? WHAT IS THE 'CLOUD'? MUST BE PART OF THE SHOW

THEY NEED TO KNOW WHEN I TRIM MY TOES


I DON'T CARE!


IT'S MY SMART PHONE THAT LEAVES A PERPETUAL BLANK STARE

IT TELLS ME WHERE TO GO AND HOW TO GET THERE

IT TELLS ME WHERE THE FISH ARE

MY MOTHER COULD NOT IMAGINE I'D TALK TO A CAR


I DON'T CARE


FEED ME, HOUSE ME, CLOTHE ME IF IT FITS

HAVE YOUR BYTES TICKLE MY BITS

IT'S JUST LIKE THE REAL THING

GET FAT, DIE YOUNG, ANSWER THAT RING


I DON'T CARE!


I'M HAPPY IN MY ZOO CELL WITH MY CELL PHONE

UNDERNEATH THE CELL TOWER

BOMBARDED WITH FREQUENCIES BY THE HOUR

DESTROYING MY CELL TISSURE

ALONG WITH THE BUGS, ALONG WITH THE FLOWERS


I DON'T CARE!


THE JUNKYARD HAS A PILE OF COKE MACHINES FROM AGES AGO

RUSTING, BROKEN, A FEW ON ANTIQUES ROADSHOW

NOT MANY IN THE POPULATION THESE DAYS

THEY DIDN'T WORK THE BIG UGLY MACHINES HAD TO GO


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I HEART 5G IV

 

 

I HEART 5G

THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN

ACCOMPANIED BY THE SOUND OF BLACK SCREEN SMART PHONES HITTING THE FLOOR

AND THE HUSKS OF THE BIO-COMPUTERS WE CALL 'BODIES' COLLAPSING.


I WILL BE ON MY MOUNTAINSIDE

WITH MY FELLOW CONSCIOUSNESS REBELS

IN AN IRRADIATED ATMOSPHERE, WALKING ON ALUMINUM DUST.

DRINKING WATER FILTERED THROUGH THE URINARY TRACTS OF 

BIRTH CONTROL PILL USING WOMEN.


THIS WILL BE MY HEAVEN.

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First published 12/08/2018

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