An Assessment*

 

  WOMEN

1) Can't teach me anything.

2) Don't make me laugh.

3) Won't shut up.  Say nothing.

4) Ceaselessly want power. Don't know what to do when they get it.

5) Wouldn't know which end of shovel to use.

6) Constantly pit people against each other.

7) Wake up scheming to get others to do their work.

8) Demand honesty from their husbands, believe any liar on television with a white coat.

9) Unpaid handmaidens of The State.

10) A ball and chain on free thinking.  They are Cancel Culture.

Exceptions recognized and duly noted.

MEN

 1) Got the balls of field mice.

2) Favorite expression is "I don't know."

3) At least Al Bundy organized NO MA'AM.

4) Would rather ice fish than make love to their wives.

5) Wear real-time sports jerseys, as if, they are going to get the call from the bench: "Jonesy, we need you for the big hit. C'mon down.".

6) So sad to see them following their wives around the grocery store.

7) Are most complete with a loyal dog.

8) Age into Invisible Old Man Syndrome. Here, not here.

9) Deplete like batteries

10) Got you into this mess, will get you out.

Exceptions recognized and duly noted.

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