Everyone applauds except for one guy standing at a distance.
"Why aren't you clapping?" asks the Useful Idiot/speaker.
"I am a nurse," he answers, "not a madman."
- The Adult Only Joke Book, Hinckler 2002
*****
Escaped Wage Slave - Wisdom No One Wants - a big fat I Told You So project - Battling IOMS (Grandpa Simpson Disease) - Don't call me 'white'. - Dance, please - mass shootings in Chicago don't count - Where's Hitler's scrotum? - NICE! - I get an 'A', Professor? - No intelligent life outside my fishbowl - Wesley Everest has died. He was afflicted with a deep sense of attachment that led to nothing. No sense calling the Sheriff, that would be wasting everyone's time.
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