Everyone applauds except for one guy standing at a distance.
"Why aren't you clapping?" asks the Useful Idiot/speaker.
"I am a nurse," he answers, "not a madman."
- The Adult Only Joke Book, Hinckler 2002
*****
Escaped Wage Slave - Wisdom No One Wants - a big fat I Told You So project - Battling IOMS Invisible Old Man Syndrome (Grandpa Simpson Disease) - When they told you the Truth will set you free, you weren't told you would be released into the desert.- Wesley Everest has returned from the Phantom Zone. His disappearance was afflicted with a deep sense of attachment that led to nothing. No sense calling the Sheriff, that would be wasting everyone's time.
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