Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Maybe It Will Keep You Out Of The Camps



The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word
that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this
country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in
this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my
2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed
firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and
respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny,
Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.

Also.I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life.

I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
* Social Security*
Medicare/Medicaid*
State Children's Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)*
Police, Fire, and Emergency Services*
US Postal Service*
Roads and Highways*
Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)*
The US Railway System*
Public Subways and Metro Systems*
Public Bus and Lightrail Systems*
Rest Areas on Highways* Sidewalks*
All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa2009federal senateappropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)*
Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower,dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)*
Public and State Universities and Colleges*
Public Primary and Secondary Schools*
Sesame Street*
Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children*
Public Museums*
Libraries*
Public Parks and Beaches*
State and National Parks*
Public Zoos*
Unemployment Insurance*
Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services*
Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From
Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)*
Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived FromAny Government Grant or* Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)*
Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)*
Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD'sARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking*
Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With,Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With GovernmentSubsidies*
Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or ThatContain Inputs From Government Subsidies*
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of
the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:*
Smithsonian Museums
such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum ofAmerican History*
The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments*
The government-operated Statue of Liberty*
The Grand Canyon*
The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials*
The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as ArlingtonNational Cemetery*
All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state
or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their
government salary and government-provided healthcare.
I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore
socialist military of the United States of America.
I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as
GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics,Raytheon,
Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of
others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for
our socialist army.
I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon,
FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice
and their socialist employees.
Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist
Social Security checks.
Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own
private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________.

__________________________

___________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State

Sunday, October 25, 2009

No Pig Juices For Me


Wouldn't Use It Exclusively, But I'm Not Vaccinating:

The materialistic outlook has even taken over the practice of psychiatric medicine. If a person is depressed, disturbed, anxious, or unhappy, don’t look at the possible causes in that person’s outlook, environment, diet, habits, addictions, or value system. Just give them an anti-depressent or even an anti-psychotic. Never mind that these drugs may just suppress symptoms or even reduce the person to almost a vegetative state. On the surface, at least, they seem to be “getting better” or at least causing less trouble!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Hometown, USA


Please Help Stop This Insanity:

A National Guard soldier home on a 15-day leave from the war in Afghanistan committed suicide in a Muncie, Indiana, movie theater October 12.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

News Roundup


Insert Head Into Ass:

Every period throws up its own favoured means of mass distraction, but you're going to have to pull every history book off the shelf to find a distraction quite as nothing-to-do-with-anything as the US invasion of Iraq.


Direct Action Gets The Goods:

An American woman has sparked a riot at a shop selling winter coats after she pulled up outside in a limousine and announced that she had won the lottery and would pay for everyone's purchases.

Tule Lake Internment Camp 1945

I Love These People More And More:

Japan will withdraw its naval ships from their support role in the war in Afghanistan, in the first concrete sign of the new government’s willingness to say no to the United States.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Warfare as a "job" = STRESS


Absurdistan:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/Afghanistan/article6865359.ece

American soldiers serving in Afghanistan are depressed and deeply disillusioned, according to the chaplains of two US battalions that have spent nine months on the front line in the war against the Taleban.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

International Labor News #3


Great (???) Britian:

The walkouts were all illegal. Under British anti-union laws, introduced by the Thatcher government and retained by New Labor, solidarity action is banned.