Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na

Obviously Needs More Time To Skateboard:

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-self-stabbing-110309,0,7284683.story

- Some might call in sick. Others might claim their car broke down. But a Denver man is facing charges for allegedly stabbing himself because he didn't want to go to work.

Take Over the World With This Mob?:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/pentagon-a-third-of-u-s-youth-too-fat-sickly-to-serve-in-the-military-most-of-the-rest-are-too-dumb-or-have-used-too-many-drugs.html

More than a third of American youth of military age are unfit for service, mainly because they are too fat or sickly, the Army Times reports, quoting the latest Pentagon figures.

Most of the rest are too dumb or have used too many drugs to qualify, the study shows.

The report says 35% of the 31 million Americans aged 17 to 24 are unqualified because of physical and medical issues. “The major component of this is obesity,” Curt Gilroy, the Pentagon’s director of accessions, tells the Times. “We have an obesity crisis in the country. There’s no question about it.” He also said young people, by and large, can’t do push-ups.

“And they can’t do pull-ups,” Gilroy says. ” And they can’t run.”

Modern Corporate Employment Policy:

http://www.henrymakow.com/feminism_is_key_to_making_of_a.html

Willie Lynch was a British slave owner in the West Indies. He was invited to the colony of Virginia in 1712 to teach his methods to slave owners there. The term "lynching" is derived from his last name. He advised slave owners to foster division, "fear, envy and distrust for control." Pit young versus old, light skinned versus dark skinned and most importantly, male versus female.