Tuesday, January 20, 2026

DEFENDING MARQUETTE

  

DEFENDING MARQUETTE 

HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?

TWO HUNDRED YEARS OR MORE

ARE YOU SURE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE

I'M A REINCARNATED OJIBWA CHIEF

I'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR LAND 

FROM THE EUROPEAN THIEF


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A BRUTAL FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT



WE'LL RIDE OUR UNICORNS INTO BATTLE

AND SLAY YOUR WARRIORS WITH PUT-DOWNS

AFTER DAYS OF FACEBOOK TATTLE

YOU WON'T SURVIVE OUR DISAPPOINTED FROWNS


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT



CALL IT GITCHEE GOOME YOU SAY

IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS! IT'S OURS!

DON'T MAKE ME CRY DON'T EVEN TRY

WE'LL CALL OFF THE WAR IF YOU ARE GAY


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT



WE HAVE MEN BUT THEY STAY HOME

DISHES TO DO, DOGS TO FEED, THEY LIKE TO STAY ALONE

KEEP THEM AROUND TO RIDICULE

WE WON'T LET THEM FIGHT, THEY ARE SUCH FOOLS


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT



OUR SISTERS WILL JOIN US AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FORCES

OF GUILT TRIPS ARROWS, GOSSIP SPEARS

AND OUR RAINBOW COLORED HORSES


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT



OUR SECRET WEAPON IS FAIRY DUST

OF WHICH WE HAVE A TON

WE WON'T GIVE UP MARQUETTE

UNTIL THE WAR IS WON


THE BLUE HAIRED TATTOOED NOSE RING ARMY

WILL PUT UP A SUCH FIGHT 

SUPERIOR DESCRIBES OUR ATTITUDE

THE FRENCH GOT SOMETHING RIGHT

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