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Everyday Is Labor Day:

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92981?fp=1

For most of us, Labor Day means backyard barbecues, weekend sales, and a last carefree day before school starts. But the laid-back holiday has some seriously sad history, including chaos, riots, and even death. 

Worried About The Fat and Rich:

http://www.sinkers.org/posters/feelingstressed/index.html

So, anyway, there's been a lot of yammering in the press lately about President Obullshit giving a "stress test" to all the banks.